Lmao Stav calling Maddy over for a woman’s opinion and her immediately guessing it’s about a guy with a small dick.

I don’t buttmogg zoomers anymore.

https://youtu.be/ZaZPiwxPqO4

But this was Stav’s observation and he said it has happened to him when he was younger. Totally possible his balls are just too lazy to get out of the way though.

I’ve never sat on my balls and only recently found out that it’s maybe a real thing and not like an absurdist bit. I feel like they’re generally pretty good at getting out of the way so I’m really not seeing how it’s possible. But maybe I have super balls.

Nothing in my lease that says I can’t have tasteful nudes of myself up during showings.

I didn’t know he was sick!

Morning Brew (YouTube channel) is fascinating. It’s like a peek into an alternate reality where Obama-era pivot to video and the sort of tech optimist entrepreneurial spirit wasn’t a huge scam. They do good lots of good content, but it’s just bizarre surreal and bizarre because everything about the channel feels very 2014 despite it not existing then.

Probably includes maintenance on the XL couch though

Pretending to be poly to save on rent and get an XL couch

The Trump administration being so comically corrupt they may be destroying the white collar defence attorney industry is an incredible bit

Love there is no pretext of justice in that judge’s statement. Just straight up saying “some people at the last eyes wide shut party were really uncomfortable so you must pay”