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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by knifestealingcrow@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

I have turned @Dirt_Owl into a fruit!

Only $10 a slice :capitalist-laugh:

[-] knifestealingcrow@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

If performing little psychologically shocking but ultimately harmless tricks was a career I'd be rolling in cash, I once tricked my sister into thinking dairy queen went bankrupt and closed down and was apparently so convincing that 10 years later she tried to argue with me about it while sitting inside a dairy queen

[-] knifestealingcrow@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

I don't care what her actual opinions on the subject are, I'm now choosing to believe that Dua Lipa is a diehard Hoxhaist :hoxha-turt:

knifestealingcrow

joined 3 years ago