Awesome! That seems to be exactly what I was looking for

Have you seen Shadow of the Vampire? It's a fiction about the filming of Nosferatu (1922) where they actually used a real vampire as the main character

Id say that 97% of all 18 year olds has had attraction to 17 year olds is not a weird number, unless asexuality is more common than I thought

Cigarette lighter? You mean the finger print eraser and "lesson enforcer"? It was always empty when I grew up, seems like every child needed to learn that it was still hot even after the glow had vanished :)

The bic type lighter where everywhere, including in the coin shelf in cars

If it's a major owner of a company I would still say it's the company.

Because it's in the title of the post

Great of that guy that he managed to lose that much body mass! Let's hope he lives in a civilized country where he can get the excess skin removal subsidized due to the health impact and high risk of fungal infections

Had anyone seen Empress and Fitgirl in the same room at the same time?

I prefer it with water and maybe some salt though

I'm guessing they mean Cognitive Behavioural Therapy

And when the last ice is gone we will finally have revenge for the Titanic

"press any button" prompt

Presses power button

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