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A photo of Robert Oppenheimer with a fade haircut and ear piercings photoshopped on, along an edited quote: "Now I am bussin, the hardest ong." Below the quote is a historical-style caption that reads "J. Robert Oppenheimer, father of Drip."
If I don't get a text or voice-mail right after the missed call, that's how I know it was a scammer. If someone really wants to contact me they'll try option B
(I know it's just volunteering but I'd do this for free too)
One of the coolest experiences of my life was flying back to Portland from Chicago at night. Somewhere along the way, I looked out the window and off in the distance I noticed a lightning storm over a town. It was surreal how much lower the storm was than we were flying, and watching the lightning bolts branch out from the clouds to spread all over the place was just incredible.
I don't fly often, so maybe that's more common than I realize, but I thought it was pretty awesome.
It's like they suffer from "sunk cost fallacy" but with entertainment.
'I've already watched 30 episodes of this show... But I can't stop now. Not until it gets good!'
I just installed Sync after browsing with Jerboa for the past month. Sync has such a clean, smooth look that if it functions even remotely consistently it'll be my new replacement.
"Kid, don't you want to work hard and be able to retire in a nice beach house like mine?"
"But your house is isn't on a beach..."
"By the time you retire, it will be. And it'll be worth so much then."
There's are databases for Unclaimed Property online that might have money you didn't know you were supposed to get. Searching for 'your state + unclaimed property' should return a .gov website for it. (disclaimer: I only know this is a thing in the USA)
-Ash: I'm leaving
-Meme Guy: It's time.
-Team Rocket: We're leaving too.
-Meme Guy: No, please.
(Spanish isn't my first language but I think that's what it says)
Early pirating was like playing the lottery.
Will I get the good version of a song or a weird remix?
Will the media play or be some unrecognized format?
What's making my pc run so slow?
"Socialism bad. Biden doing socialism = Biden bad"
Of course, this only makes sense if the people you're speaking to all agree that helping our nation's citizens in any way is a bad thing
Just do a small fraction of what needs to be done. If I commit 1-2 minutes to the task I'll likely do more once I actually get going.
Most satisfying comment in the thread. A true "fuck around and find out" story
Blasting music/videos on their shitty phone speaker in public. If you really don't have headphones, at least turn it down or hold the speaker closer to your ear so you're not just annoying everyone in a 10-meter radius.