[-] Prandom_returns@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

Yeah, it's not "young hot women got no one to fuck". It's mostly grannies. The more purple the country, the more grannies it has.

[-] Prandom_returns@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

"Discard changes" is usually equivalent to "cancel" or "quit without saving". Not shift+delete files lol.

[-] Prandom_returns@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

"up in arms":

Reality:
-- "just don't use them, some people find them offensive"
-- "ok"

Anonymous techbros online:
"yOu CanT sAY aNYtHiNg ThEsE daYs"

[-] Prandom_returns@lemm.ee 7 points 2 days ago

I've been following a base defence plan:

  1. Watch every UFO invasion movie
  2. Don't live in the cities that are shown being destroyed.

Especially, don't be anywhere near the statue of liberty.

You'll be fine, thank me later.

[-] Prandom_returns@lemm.ee 216 points 2 weeks ago

They'd be upset if they could read.

[-] Prandom_returns@lemm.ee 158 points 2 months ago

Hey US, how's it going?

Jesus fucking christ...

[-] Prandom_returns@lemm.ee 146 points 4 months ago

If it was any other, normal country, the debate schedule would not be based on whether someone wants to show up or not.

If a canditate doesn't show up, the other candidate gets to talk about their campaign.

[-] Prandom_returns@lemm.ee 119 points 4 months ago

One of great examples why billionaires shouldn't exist.

[-] Prandom_returns@lemm.ee 134 points 5 months ago

Yet another centralised social network. That pinky-promises they'll never go bad.

Join now! Bring your friends! No ads! Everything's free! We're indie!...

Moments later... enshitification ensues.

86

Quite literally. How come when we feel "confused", we start getting the need to expel the contents from our stomach?

I get that we get sea-sick because of "mixed signals" coming in to our brain. But why do we feel nauseous? How come the centre of the problem becomes the stomach, and not some sort of heightened sense of needing to find balance?

Hope this question makes at leasr some sense. Thanks!

[-] Prandom_returns@lemm.ee 96 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Putin is not stupid, he's not going to invade"
"Prigozhin is not stupid, he got a good deal"

If russians living in the EU can support russia, you bet your ass muskovians living in moscow can be oblivious.

[-] Prandom_returns@lemm.ee 106 points 1 year ago

Jesus, that's insane. Either I have 0 habits, or OP is right. Everything I do, I do "manually" , and have to put effort and thought into it.

[-] Prandom_returns@lemm.ee 166 points 1 year ago

Because mastodon doesn't have an algo that promotes division and controversial topics. These hashtags are what normal, everyday people talk about. Drama isn't its strongest side.

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