Their families are already provided for for the next five generations, at least, assuming they're all shite with money!

More accurate would be "Committing genocide" and "Wants to commit genocide but doesn't have the guns", with the majority of the actual population on both sides (rather than the politicians and emboldened extremists) just wanting to not be genocided. Personally I'm picking the "chuck the politicians in a hole and let the people live" option. No idea what the ideal solution looks like but I feel like getting the fascists and religious extremists on both sides out of the equation would be a good starting point

Funko should shut down out of embarrassment. Not about this specifically, just because of their entire product line

I've always hated funkopops, they're ugly and the very epitome of the enshitification and commercialisation of geek culture. This does nothing to change my mind

Is "your body, my choice" something people are actually saying in all seriousness?

We know they've tried electoral interference before, what are the chances they did it again this and it worked this time?

Speaking for the rest of the world: That's some freaky cult shit right there!

One of the candidates literally wants to be a dictator and remove the semblance of democracy. He has already tried once (at least). They are not the same, stop spreading that lie

Bold move getting him up on stage in front of that much seating... who knows what he might do!

My favourite line from any of the Grand Theft Auto games is from a radio ad for some movie that ends with "Rated PG for Patriotic Garbage"

So... secret service vs secret service shootout? Maybe it happened and it was so secret no-one knows about it!

I still think the correct response to that would have been Biden unilaterally ordering the arrest of the supreme court, citing the immunity they had just granted him. Then asking if maybe they would like to change their mind and not actually arresting them