Ooooh we HATE it when you call us "pretty boy whom I long to hug and kiss" just so fucking much even typing it out has got me quaking with rage

It's gotten so bad that this poor citizen is complimenting a GAS STATION SANDWICH!!

We've fallen so far...

We used to be a proper country with sandwich shops and delis and now we just got these company chains that can't even manage to make a half decent chopped cheese!

Subway is ass go to a dang deli!

They need to outlaw EDDM advertising, cap the price of beer at $5 per 16 oz., and tax the rich like we did in "the golden age of America", the 50's, that being 91%.

It's harder to meet people in bars these days.

Fewer people are going out as things get more expensive and Gen Z, on the whole, likes drinking less than their elders.

If elected president, I'll cap beer at $5 a pint

"Vote for Nazis, sleep alone" is a fair policy, I think

Put em on the baaaaaaaack!!

The under screen ones suck in comparison so much ugh

Both. If there's a screw, I'm tightening it, baby.

I don't think social media works well for these kinda things, but you could pick an activity you think she and her kid would enjoy and invite her out. Something casual like a museum or park. Take the temperature there and see how things feel.

My adage with dating is to err on the side of gaining a new friend as your goal. Then the worst outcome is you get a new friend.

Yeah, fuck it. I'm gonna razz em tho.

I'm telling the kids "take two or three!" And when the costume-less ones show up I say "hmm, no costumes? You can only take two or three then."

Phenomenal excuse to dress up in costume and get drunk

There needs to be more costumed holidays

This just sounds stressful.

Why not make batch of mulled wine, watch a film, wake up and check Reuters on Wednesday?

The outcome won't differ. What does election coverage offer that is insightful and useful?