[-] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 40 points 2 days ago

Damn why the police so lucky why can't I find cool stuff

Lmao that'll do it!

And demonstrates why OP coulda used some punctuation

[-] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 2 days ago

Alright, it needs some other punctuation, too, but that's not so bad.

I'm raising my kids by "if you have anything nice to say, say it" and "if you have anything nice you can do, do it".

[-] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 42 points 2 days ago

This reads fine? It could use some commas but otherwise makes sense

[-] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I don't think Santa = swastika but it is super tiresome when Halloween ends and suddenly there's Christmas shit everywhere. I know it's more a factor of capitalism than Christianity, but it even infects the meager Hanukkah end caps we get. There's frequently products being sold that are clearly just Christmas goods painted blue and white (argh) paraded around as Hanukkah goods. Fuckin blue and white pine tree tchotchkes? C'mon what the fuck is that? Hell, one year I saw "chocolate Maccabes" which were literally just chocolate Santa candies in a different foil.

It's all expected, it happens every year (though the holiday seems to take up more of the calendar each year), but damn is it tiresome. And don't get me started on the music!

[-] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 6 days ago

Careful, people have been terminated and been sued for this kind of behavior.

You can make it very very spicy, however, as long as you're willing to eat it too

[-] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 206 points 3 months ago

They should try making good coffee

[-] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 201 points 7 months ago

7zip is also free and doesn't hassle you, for what it's worth.

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submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/unpopularopinion@lemmy.world

The audible report of your pee smashing into the free-floating thin stainless steel is desirable in the way that it informs others you are sink pissing. The ceramic bowl preference shown in this community is a sign of cowardice and shame in one's true self.

It has the added benefit of scaring away predators and attracting sexual partners.

Piss proud. Piss loud.

[-] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 226 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Sick speedrun strat

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/8238224

Doc, I think something is wrong with my head, I can't sleep lately

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[-] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 198 points 11 months ago

Surely this will be challenged, and I'm not optimistic about the federal Supreme Court maintaining the same decision, but, fuck, would that be nice.

[-] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 253 points 1 year ago

Sorry Google.

I'm gonna use YouTube ad free or I won't use it.

And I ain't gonna pay for it.

[-] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 261 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'll believe the economics are better when I'm not paying markedly more for everything in my life and my salary increases.

The politicians are so wildly out of touch with the citizens.

This idea that the data is "mistrusted" or "unseen" is ridiculous to the point of incredulity. I don't care what the data says, I know what my lived experiences are and everything is getting wildly more expensive except my labor, it seems. Show me any study you want, it won't change that groceries are 30%+ more expensive, my rent keeps going up, restaurants and bars have gotten nearly 50% or more pricier and my wage hasn't grown to match.

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