Also, optional value semantics. I love value semantics!

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I thought the joke here was that your unbalanced parentheses would make me angry (they did))

I don't understand how people end up married to someone they only kinda like and tolerate. Idk if I'll ever marry because I want to be very sure we love each other and are compatible before making big decisions like that.

I know by your comment history you probably didn't mean it this way, but when most people hear someone referring to "females" they think they're bring deliberately dehumanized like the kind of person who follows Andrew Tate would do.

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Sleeping outside is a crime. Sleeping inside is trespassing and also a crime.

Now, I can't find legal text specifically banning that sort of thing, but that definitely seems like a "bill of attainder" and against the spirit of the 8th amendment to to the US constitution. Of course, I know the courts don't actually care, but if they had spines they would.

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It makes more sense if you think of const as "read-only". Volatile just means the compiler can't make the assumption that the compiler is the only thing that can modify the variable. A const volatile variable can return different results when read different times.

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Can a EULA ban fair use? Google v Oracle might have something to say about this.

The one time I was hit while cycling, I had my attention split 2 ways and was hit by a driver from a 3rd conflict point.

When you see a cyclist doing something dangerous, you make note of that to confirm the idea that cyclists are stupid and reckless. But when you see a driver doing that, you're so used to it it doesn't even register as "all drivers are stupid and reckless".