Panik: your Debian stable system is so ancient it still contains the heartbleed bug.

No, Newtonian physics works just fine. Unless things are too big, too small, too fast, or too slow.

At least that's what a meme I once saw said.

How can they know it's your data without first collecting your data to compare it?

"Give us your personal information so we can ask others to delete your personal information" just doesn't sound like a trustworthy offer.

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They don't even try to show you anything relevant. "Here's some random shit, watch it instead."

Nah let's send another billionaire.

It will be stronger than a normal coffee, but it still won't have any caffeine.

There is a distinction between flavor and caffeine content. Decaffeinating does change the flavor but that doesn't mean you can't make it strong.

Has piped ever actually worked for you? I try to watch something on piped every couple weeks on desktop, and regularly on mobile because of the bot, and the videos ... just don't play. It's just never worked.

In my experience people who are this utterly devoid of consideration are not only unable to change, they will get angry at you for suggesting they've done something wrong.

I wish OP the best of luck.

Yeah, let's absolve the individuals working at the companies who did this from all responsibility by blaming an abstract concept instead.

Capitalism may be the game, and Google may have only been one of the players, but they're still playing dirty.

Because it was made by the rich for the rich.

Holy shit, somebody is actually pointing their finger at the right people!

I can't believe he's not talking about drinking straws or plastic bags or some other laughable distraction.

I was having a conversationg with some red necks a few years ago. They were all talking about winter's not the same here anymore, above freezing half the winter, not as much snow, summer is weird is goes right through October now and we don't really get an autumn anymore.

"Weather's not like it used to be," one of thems said, and I said, "yep the climate is changing." They stared at me with their mouths open.

These retards are literally watching it happen with their own eyes and they still won't believe it. It's insane.