This is a good one to show people to get them thinking about class consciousness.

You ever played the Sims 3 on a minimum spec laptop?

Searching for llamas absolutely did take 15 minutes.

I have an old macbook that's been around for years. Its been featured on my profile before as part of an old project. It has lived far beyond its prime. The fan mounts snapped off the motherboard so if I wanna use it I have to deal with the fan vibrating against the internals and lemme tell ya, she screams. She's been laid to rest, until I need access to a machine with USB 2 ports and don't have my desktop available for some reason.

The training data contains lots of newspaper comics. Newsprint paper is high in acid and as a result yellows over time. Notice the piss comics are usually animated in an anacronistic style, using styles more similar to Older comics despite often being focused on modern life.

I've met people who don't know humans are animals.

Friend did you play Skyrim?

I don't mean to be all "Bethesda slop good" but the story they're telling (outside the main quest) is pretty spot on regarding rampant racism and nationalism tearing apart a country already at the behest of a small cabal of criminals. Vampires living on a private island want to extinct the earth so they can hunt free for a couple years just spells it out even clearer.

If you feel the need to point out the difference between pedophilia and hebephilia you're probably a pedophile.

If you do it because you just confessed to being a hebephile, you're definitely a pedophile.

Teens are kids, you can't change my mind.

Based on your last paragraph, you might fall in the supernoob catergory. You'll want an immutable distribution, you can't break those Unless you tell it to let you break it.

As a windows user, you'll find familiarity in Fedora Kionite.

If you prefer a touchscreen oriented experience consider Fedora Silverblue.

There's a few other options on the page I'm linking, I haven't tried and therefore can't recommend either of the others.

https://fedoraproject.org/atomic-desktops/

Edit: my formatting was 🗑️

Edit 2, electric boogaloo:

OP in your post you state you want Wallpaper Engine to work, unfortunately, you'll have issues there. Depending on what you're trying to accomplish with wallpaper engine you may be able to do the same using KDE Plasma. I personally use a VLC command line call to enable animated wallpapers on my rig, there's not exactly a standard for it on Linux so many of the solutions you find will be clunky. Just remember if you go around messing with your xorg.conf file you need to have a backup of it so you can undo changes easily in a terminal.

You're welcome to DM me if you need assistance.

Expiration dates are literally made up, very infrequently will any actual testing be done to see the exact time it takes for a food to decay enough to be either unenjoyable, unpalatable or inedible.

They're usually 1 week from mfgr for unpreserved foods, 2 weeks to a month for soft foods like American sandwich bread, 3 months to a year for dry goods (depending on what it is) and up to several years for canned goods.

My salt has an expiration date. Salt is a rock, it is millions of years old (not sea salt, mined salt). It does not expire.

This is an extremely popular opinion among those who've not unpacked that what you're describing is eugenics

My one complaint in your comment is the "if you're a good artist you'll find work", it's simply not true.

I'm a shit artist (im an untrained outsider slapping paint on surfaces to vaguely resemble what my clients ask for) and I find work, yet none of my friends who are legitimately talented are finding anything.

Hey friendo I think you accidentally a word