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submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml to c/fuck_cars@lemmy.ml

As found in https://lemmy.ml/post/12000676

It seemed like a fun bit so I registered the domain. I have nginx running on a server but we need to wait for the dns records to hopefully point things the right way.

So while that's in progress, what should I put on the new site? (keeping in mind the server I got is absolutely tiny because I'm not spending -that- much on a bit, also my website making skills are minimal)

Edit, here's the link for whenever dns goes through: http://www.learnhowtodriveyourbigstupidcaryoudumbfuck.com/

Edit: Got the url to work and hopefully it is redirecting correctly to https. Now to figure out adding things people are suggesting using my 15+ year out of date website making knowledge

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[-] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 38 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
  • Links to mental health resources
  • Suicide hotline(s)
  • Some choice scientific articles
  • Maybe some cuckold smut
  • English as a second language resources for the southerners
[-] EinfachUnersetzlich@lemm.ee 13 points 7 months ago

English as a second language resources for the southerners

Yeah, the way they say grass, bath, and path is horrendous.

[-] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 3 points 7 months ago

I can almost cope with those in comparison to the pronunciation of ball and wall.

Bawawoo

Wawawoo

Bouncing a ball on a wall?

Barn sing a bawawoo on a wawawoo

[-] EinfachUnersetzlich@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago
[-] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I might have exaggerated it a bit, but some of the Southern accents (at least the cockney-ish ones) pronounce "L" at the end of some words as a sort of weird double-W sound, like "wwoow".

I personally find it troubles my ears a bit more than "grarse" and "barth" etc.

[-] EinfachUnersetzlich@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

I've never noticed more than a single "w" sound. It's the "room" to "rum" Home Counties thing that really gets me but I don't hear it as often as the grass bath path thing.

[-] WarlordSdocy@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

One of those things is really not like the others.

[-] Michal@programming.dev 30 points 7 months ago

Whatever it is, the UI should be obstructed by parked cars, and site should be slow due to "traffic".

[-] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 17 points 7 months ago

Put up the Canyonero commercial

[-] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 7 months ago

Make it redirect to NJB's video about trucks.

[-] moistclump@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago
[-] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 7 months ago

Not Just Bikes

[-] puppy@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

NotJustBikes on YouTube

[-] greyw0lv@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 months ago
[-] pikesley@mastodon.me.uk 9 points 7 months ago

@ArmoredThirteen you can point a https://www.netlify.com/ site at it for free

[-] GolfNovemberUniform@lemmy.ml 7 points 7 months ago

I know it's boring but I'd actually want to put legit driving lessons and articles and stuff on it. Sus fake ads are not prohibited though

[-] snooggums@midwest.social 7 points 7 months ago

Make the site match the layout of the sign, but have the address at the bottom be a Rick Roll.

[-] pol5xc@lemmy.ml 6 points 7 months ago

Step 1: don't buy a car

[-] vivavideri@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

A foreboding image of a lone shopping cart

[-] Flipper@feddit.de 5 points 7 months ago

I'd suggest putting the source up on GitHub and create a ci action to publish automatically the main branch. That way people can help you create the website while you also have full controll over what lands. Hit me up if you want help with that.

[-] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 1 points 7 months ago

Ooh, I like it. I know how to do that through Jenkins and I've already got a build server running, is there a way to do it just in GitHub and skip all the Jenkins nonsense?

[-] pietervdvn@lemmy.ml 1 points 7 months ago

Yes, github actions. Or maybe checkout github pages? As long as your website doesn't need an SQL-database, it'll work and will be free

[-] Flipper@feddit.de 1 points 7 months ago

Do you have ash access to your hosting server? Also do you want to build using a static site generator?

[-] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 1 points 7 months ago

Ash access?

And I was originally just going to use like notepad++ for a basic page but idk what I'm doing now

[-] Facebones@reddthat.com 4 points 7 months ago

igetlaidwithoutan80kdollarpickupthatsneverleftthecity.jpg

[-] Original@beehaw.org 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Any cheesy game you could incorporate? Make it something stupid and fun.

[-] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 7 points 7 months ago

I've been looking to learn Godot and stop being so reliant on Unity. So possibly I could whip something up!

[-] freedumb@programming.dev 5 points 7 months ago

Do it! Godot is great

[-] delirious_owl@discuss.online 4 points 7 months ago
[-] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 3 points 7 months ago

Added to post

[-] vivavideri@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

I return with a new idea: crime scene photos (a big stupid car parked in front of my my small ULEV hit it backing out)

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