[-] Event_Horizon@lemmy.ml 26 points 1 year ago

A made the mistake of watching YouTube on my TV a few weeks back, without an ad blocker. I was getting 1-3 15 second ads every 2-3 minutes!

[-] Event_Horizon@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago

Dolly would never become a billionaire, she'd give away that money to help people lomg before.

[-] Event_Horizon@lemmy.ml 75 points 1 year ago

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[-] Event_Horizon@lemmy.ml 23 points 1 year ago

Here in Australia, during the 80's, 90's before widespread internet. There would be several European's who needed rescuing each year as they decided to try and walk between major cities, because it looks close on a map.

I remember one German guy who needed rescuing while trying to walk from Sydney to Adelaide...that's 1200km away...in a straight line.

[-] Event_Horizon@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

Nah mate. Just rip up the streets and relay them yourself, it's so simple smh.

[-] Event_Horizon@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago

I'll bet cash that it's only a short matter of time before old.reddit is shutdown and within 6 months of that happening Reddit access will be locked behind account login.

[-] Event_Horizon@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago

I was going to make fun of you for being American, but then I realised that's like punching an abused puppy.

RIP my dude, hopefully one day you guys can join the modern world.

[-] Event_Horizon@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 year ago

You Forgot the classic

metallica_nothing_else_matters.mp3.exe

[-] Event_Horizon@lemmy.ml 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

There's a cafe near me that's open 24/7. I've been in there a couple of times and the coffee is horrible, the last time I visited the guy behind the counter didn't know how to turn on the espresso machine and had to call his boss.

But I'm 100% certain all those people turning up at 1am are just getting a caffeine hit before heading to the clubs

[-] Event_Horizon@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

My guess is that spez and co are hoping they've hit a critical mass of FB level users (your mum, your boss, that wacky aunt, the bus driver, etc) that after they fucked everything and the exodus happens, there will be enough people around who dont care cos "lol cats funny".

[-] Event_Horizon@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

I drop by Reddit 1-2 times per day but only at home on my PC and using old.reddt. There are still a couple of communities on there that haven't moved to lemme yet.

And my porn account.

[-] Event_Horizon@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

That's a really good point.

Imagine your dog gets run over, you rush them to the vet but ultimately they die and your thousands out of pocket. You call the corporate helpdesk to log a claim because there isn't anyone else to contact, they offer you $300 in credit for immediate resolution or you can dispute. You become upset because your dog was more than a credit refund, the call centre drone says that you've become aggressive, that you can call back during business hours and hangs up.

What a hell scape.

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