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[-] HotWheelsVroom@lemmy.ml 36 points 4 months ago

Me when I was a kid after I inserted a scratched disc.

I mean, come on, it's a red vortex with spinning cubes and dreadful wind ambiance.

Pretty sure a lot of kids were scared by the PS2's RSOD.

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(the two reminisce about The Muppet Show)

Statler: Ah, The Muppet Show. Brings back so many memories...

Waldorf: Memories? What? You serious, Statler?

Statler: Yeah. All of the bad ones!

Both: OOOOOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHO

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This stupid flying shitticycle is the #1 vehicle of choice for players in GTA Online sessions. They go, looking for low-level players to bully as their stupid-ass prey, then spam rockets to blow up innocent players constantly and also destroy cargo sales. You can try to get away from these guys and they'll still find you and blow you up again and again for their own twisted enjoyment and satisfaction. It's like they get a hard on for being fucking assholes to players who aren't even bothering them. They think everyone wants to participate in their goddamn PVP warzone when 9 ti mes out of 10 its just hardcore players trying to make a profit. And then when players rightfully get pissed off about these fattherless brats picking on them they resort to their classic fucking trash-talking like "get gud" "LZ" or "skill issue". Even the fucking Missile Lock-On Jammers are not invincible to the Oppressor's missiles and you could still end up getting killed and have your personal vehicle destroyed by these basement dwellers. It's gotten to the point where innocent players have to rely on Passive Mode in online lobbies just to avoid Oppressor griefers. These people just attack and bully innocent low-level players and then they get their 'fee-fees' hurt when people call them out on their shitty ass behavior and then start trash-talking people. It's a flying fucking bike with rockets; it can fly stupidly fast, which makes transportation easy, and rockets can be spammed left and right without barely any cooldown. Of course griefers loved when this stupid-ass bike was added, because it made griefing so much easier. These losers are just noobs who have to rely on a flying weaponized hoverbike with rockets to feel like they are good at the game, when in reality, they suck ass at the main portion of GTA Online. They have to get ahead by griefing and trolling low-level players by spamming rockets, killing them over and over, then saying "sKiLl iSsUe" when people call them out for their stupid-ass behavior. It's not cool, it's not cute, it's not funny - it's fucking childish. And even despite all of the nerfs that have been applied to this literal griefing machine, it is still a massive problem. People like that are the reason I quit GTA Online forever. I have not touched the game in years because of these people. I had a bounty set on me at one point and some basement-dwelling Oppressor Mk2 asshole comes over and blows me up, and I lost thousands of dollars because of it. And then, they proceeded to continue to attack me over and over again despite already successfully getting the bounty, and they had the nerve to ask me if I "really expected this game to be casual" when I complained about them attacking me. That is the last time I ever touched Online; I've not even touched Private or Invite-Only sessions due to this. I've quit the game permanently after this incident and I have never touched the game since. These people have absolutely no goddamn life and so they will happily waste it on pissing off innocent people for no reason other than to feel good about themselves because they weren't properly raised as a child. And I will never be returning to Online until the bike is removed; not just taken offsale, but fully removed from the game and removed from people's garages. These people are the reason I quit playing Online and have steered clear off of it ever since. They really get twisted satisfaction from literally bullying other players and killing them over and over and trash-talking them when they get called out for literally being a bully. It's sick and twisted, that's what it is.

If you are an Oppressor Mk2 tryhard/griefer that blows up innocent players for no reason and then trash-talks them when they get rightfully angry, then stfu and get a fucking life.

[-] HotWheelsVroom@lemmy.ml 33 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The best part of that is Inigo's revenge on Count Rugen. It was the absolute perfect revenge. He literally dealt out every wound Rugen ever dealt him. A stab to both his left and right arm, a cut on his left and right cheek, and finally a stab to the gut. This, along with him getting stronger every time he repeated his mantra, makes it one of the greatest moments in all of cinema.

[-] HotWheelsVroom@lemmy.ml 31 points 11 months ago

For the LOVE OF FUCKING GOD, give us a FUCKING NATIONAL REGISTRY to halt data broker abuse!

Shit like this is gonna happen when data brokers collect and ALL of your personal info WITHOUT YOUR CONSENT.

There should be a national registry that PROHIBITS data brokers from collecting our personal info.

We already have a National Do Not Call Registry that makes it so we cannot receive calls from robocallers and telemarketers, and there should be an opt-out system that makes it so data brokers CANNOT under ANY circumstances collect any info about us that can reveal our real identities. This is already a system that everyone in California is gonna get by 2026. That is NOT good enough! Expand it to the ENTIRETY of the United States and make it so everyone can opt-out!

This is gonna continue unless data broker abuse is stopped. https://www.donotdox.com/

[-] HotWheelsVroom@lemmy.ml 102 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

For me: Easily Portal 2.

A deeply rich story, funny dialogue, and great puzzles that will truly make your brain think. The story is very rich and spans across several different eras of Aperture history, going as far back as the 50s. The dialogue is funny and some of the lines are the most memorable in all of gaming (like the Cave Johnson lemon rant). And last but not least, the puzzles are great. They start off pretty simple, but as you progress further in the story, they get more and more complicated, especially when you get the repulsion gel and proposion gel. I feel like Portal 2 is the Gold Standard for puzzle games that every game that comes after it will be judged on.

Also, if you don't own Portal 2 yet, now is a fantastic time to get it - it's on sale for $1 on Steam, same with Portal 1. And if you want both games, the bundle containing both games is $1.50. Do not miss out on this offer, it's so worth it.

[-] HotWheelsVroom@lemmy.ml 52 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

To me, nothing will EVER top the magic of Smokey and the Bandit.

Literally one of Hal Needham's and Burt Reynolds's greatest works to date. The plot is very simple: The Bandit accepts a challenge set by Big and Little Enos, which is to travel down to Texarkana, TX to illegally bootleg 400 cases of Coors, and deliver them back to Atlanta, GA, all within a 28 hour time limit. This film's plot actually makes a lot of sense when you think about US laws of the time. Bootlegging laws were much more stricter back then, especially in Texas. Taking beer east of Texas was considered as bootlegging, and it would have severe consequences for anyone who was caught doing it. So, this film's plot is actually based off of the real US laws of the late 70s. It only adds to the authenticity. Laws since then have gotten much more leniant, but they are still made to keep people in check from time to time. It's almost interesting to see the changes from the late 70s to now. It was like a completely different world entirely, and that authenticity only made the film more special, since we got to see the relics of a by-gone era of the United States. I mean, just look at the set comparisons on YouTube. It's like it became a whole different world overnight.

Then, you also have the AMAZING and WONDERFUL country soundtrack composed by the one and only Jerry Reed. He actually stated himself that the film, originally, did not have a music score when he was pulled in as the composer, and the film was nearly ready to be released. So, within a short time span, Jerry Reed composed an entire film soundtrack in such a short timespan, and gave us one of the most legendary pieces of country music in the form of "Eastbound and Down". But that's not it. Jerry would also make "Westbound and Down" as well, which would prove to be quintessential to the film's plot. You see, in the film, when they are heading down to Texas to get the beer, they are going westbound, and you hear "Westbound and Down" playing as a result. This is during the very beginning of the journey. And when they are on the freeway passing by a truck convoy, they are heading back to Georgia, which means they're going eastbound, and that's why you hear "Eastbound and Down", which plays MUCH later into the journey. It shows which direction they are traveling across the US at that time; "Eastbound and Down" playing signals they are nearing the end of their journey, and "Westbound and Down" means the journey has just begun. All in all, that is some truly EXCELLENT soundtrack continuity. It really goes to show how much of a blast they were having making this. He did a wonderful job composing the soundtrack.

But, of course, the star of the movie, is of COURSE Jackie Gleason, who plays as Sheriff Buford T. Justice. Oh man, he was SO FUNNY in this film. In fact, most of his dialogue was completely improvised and wasn't even actually in the script. The things he said during the movie? That was all him doing that on the fly, off the top of his head. His improv in this film was truly off the charts. He made that movie very special. In fact, you know that entire scene where Buford T. Justice and The Bandit run into a restaurant and have a nice, friendly chat, all the while Buford doesn't even realize he's talking to the very person he is after? Guess what? That was Jackie's idea. That entire scene wasn't even supposed to be in the movie. He came up with the idea himself, and as such, it was added to the film on Jackie's request and he made that scene entirely his own. Well, lemme tell ya, that scene became one of the most important scenes of the film, and quite frankly, one of the funniest as well. If it weren't for Jackie Gleason with his incredible improv, this film would have just been a mediocre 'modern-day Western'. But, Jackie's funny dialogue made the movie, he quite literally stole the show. His incredible talent in this film will never be matched. Ever. His improv was literally incredible. God, I miss him and his energy...

This is an absolute must-watch for any car/truck lover. You will absolutely love this film and have a good laugh!

[-] HotWheelsVroom@lemmy.ml 27 points 2 years ago

I'm just gonna leave this here with no further content...

"Sony Releases Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work"

[-] HotWheelsVroom@lemmy.ml 33 points 2 years ago

Concord is definitely DOA (Dead on Arrival)

I don't blame the devs for making the game, I blame the suits for not letting anything more interesting come out of the studio

[-] HotWheelsVroom@lemmy.ml 21 points 2 years ago

My pick is Stanley Kubrick's 1968 masterpiece, 2001: A Space Odyssey.

Also Sprach Zarathustra by Richard Strauss will forever be one of cinema's greatest opening themes. And combined with the opening credits of the movie with the sun rising slowly over the Earth was absolutely groundbreaking and legendary. It is truly one of the greatest opening credits sequences of all time.

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Guess my favorites..!

"THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. The Cheat! Is grounded!"

"What is this? Did the quadratic formula explode? I see a 'Strong ba' in there, but it's getting eaten, by some... Linux or something."

"BACK OFF BABY"

"No way. You're just a kid! Maybe when you're older..."

[-] HotWheelsVroom@lemmy.ml 33 points 2 years ago

Do what you want cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate! โ˜ 

[-] HotWheelsVroom@lemmy.ml 29 points 2 years ago

"WhAt wE hAvE hErE iS a FaIlUrE tO CoMmUnICaIt."

I fucking love Major Payne ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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