[-] crazyminner@lemmy.ml 49 points 2 weeks ago

People inside rn be like: "Why are some of these people I'm shooting white??.. Ah well."

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submitted 3 months ago by crazyminner@lemmy.ml to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

There are some caveats though. You are immortal but what this actually means is that you are unable to do anything that would probabilistically lead to your death.

So, for example, if you were more probable to die getting into a car than walking, you would choose to walk. But only if choosing to walk was more probable than the probability of you surviving after getting into a car.

It's kind of confusing, but essentially You have no choice if something is about to kill you, but if you plan far enough ahead, the probability of you choosing to do or not to do something versus the probability of your survivability can potentially win out.

So given this version of immortality, what would you plan to do to benefit yourself in some way?

I've already thought about potentially hooking up some kind of lottery Number machine to a guillotine in order to win the lottery but it turns out that the probability of you not making this machine is more likely than making the machine and surviving so you just never end up making the machine.

In order to get an idea of where I'm coming from, here's a video that explains a bit aboabout quantum immortality. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTZZUjnrbF8

[-] crazyminner@lemmy.ml 65 points 3 months ago

Except they aren't trash, they're better than Teslas that's for sure.

[-] crazyminner@lemmy.ml 52 points 5 months ago

Wait what? I'm Canadian, I didn't know this.

[-] crazyminner@lemmy.ml 114 points 11 months ago

Looks like it was originally a search for "Crowdstrike":

[-] crazyminner@lemmy.ml 63 points 11 months ago

They're probably just trying their luck with the current state of the American judicial system.

[-] crazyminner@lemmy.ml 51 points 1 year ago

We can also change our hair colour instantly on demand.

[-] crazyminner@lemmy.ml 51 points 1 year ago
[-] crazyminner@lemmy.ml 61 points 1 year ago

You want Amerikkka to lead maybe subsidize EVs as well?

Why can't we all win? (Ide rather bus/rail and walkable cities)

[-] crazyminner@lemmy.ml 147 points 1 year ago

I will never tolerate ads. I will give up YouTube before I watch ads.

[-] crazyminner@lemmy.ml 88 points 1 year ago

The amount of ewaste they will be producing when they push that update. Should be against some environmental laws.

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[-] crazyminner@lemmy.ml 48 points 1 year ago

That last slide is confusing. Did they switch spots? They are different minions.

[-] crazyminner@lemmy.ml 56 points 1 year ago

Unless you're apart of a strong union. Then they think twice before firing you.

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submitted 2 years ago by crazyminner@lemmy.ml to c/funny@lemmy.world

Imagine for a moment screaming in horror as a robot runs at you with in-human speed just like this.

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