You can self host if you want. I use netlify
You can try a bleach dilution on an older pair. Something you might otherwise throw away. Start with 5:1 water to bleach and try stronger concentrations until you get the desired results. Make sure you measure and record your measurements so you know the ratio that works best
Disclaimer: This could ruin your clothes. You should see what others have to say before trying. I'm a scientist not a... person who knows useful things
And still it's better than it was
People call those who don't want kids selfish. Perhaps. But what do you call someone who thinks they should duplicate half of themselves? Mother Fucking Teresa?
I might have missed something, but when they say they want to socialize I take that to mean talk to people. They have friends but don't know what to talk about. My suggestion was talk to the people they know about those people's interests. Know your friend likes boats? Cool. Ask them questions about boats. Now you are having a conversation where the other person is doing most of the work.
Talk to the people you know about what they want to talk about
There is a big difference between "shoot up your parking lot" and "shoot up in your parking lot". Words are hard.
Draw a duck and share your art

This sounds vaguely illegal
We should stop using memes of a hateful and abusive douche
I feel personally attacked

Canned soup is rated?