I think there is a grain of satire in this one

That would be a nice change

Related article that came with references. could American evangelicals spot the antichrist?

I've done that as a human

I use a hardwired button that makes a bell sound inside my house.

Get some perri-air

That must have been terrifying the first time they had to transform that. And maybe every time after that

Maybe to not be misleading about what is original and what is new

Why!? Who actually has anything against renewables besides fossil fuel companies?

Also, he also doesn't give a crap about the whales.

How could these adults possibly know how to put heavy things in front of doors and wrap something around something? How I ask you!?

I went through a rollercoaster with this post.

At first I thought someone stole multiple NHL Stanley cups of which there is one.

Then I thought she was arrested because of the volume of cups she owned and no other reason.

I thought this was an onion article. I'll put myself to bed now.

I heard (maybe on npr) that his lawyers maybe let him speak to see if the judge would stop him quickly and then they would have a reason to appeal.

It backfired.