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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by Maven@lemmy.zip to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/22159699

I learned about IBM’s Granite LLM[0] when a toot[1] had a mention of it. I came across the toot while reading a comment[2] here on Lemmy.

[0] https://www.ibm.com/granite

[1] https://social.wildeboer.net/@jwildeboer/113487613965056474

[2] https://lemmy.world/comment/13510227

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LOADING...

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Probably should've just asked Wolfram Alpha

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Unexplained Phenomena (s3.us-east-005.backblazeb2.com)

Source: https://musicians.today/@barnetboy/113475747574177779

Mastodon: @barnetboy@musicians.today

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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by ulterno@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

Until he actually had to use it.

Took 2 hours of reading through examples just to deploy the site.
Turns out, it is hard to do even just the bash stuff when you can't see the container.

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when the asm polysemia (lemmy.sdf.org)

someone once told me to follow the assembly instructions, so i grabbed a paper with "EBX" written on it and wrote 16 on it. when he asked me what i was doing, i replied: "you told me to follow assembly instructions and 'mov 16,EBX' is an assembly instruction"

i dont think mov was in the ikea manual tho

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submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by JATtho@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

Me 2023: It will take only a few weeks, right? RIGHT?

A year later: I re-wrote the entire damm plugin. Have a good day.

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