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submitted 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) by shape_warrior_t@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

Saw this on Lobsters, thought Lemmy might enjoy it.

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Not sure if this is the best community to post in; please let me know if there's a more appropriate one. AFAIK Aii@programming.dev is meant for news and articles only.

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Hi, i am considering moving my project from aws to Oracle free forever server. (They offer 1 server for free forever). I know that they delete the server randomly sometimes. So we might sometimes lose all our data. Here is what i want to know, from those who have previously used Oracle Free Forever server:

  1. In my case it is a Analytics server. So i dont mind losing the current data sometimes
  2. It also have auto backup and stuff. Again dont mind if they randomly delete it

Can i manually re-create the server after they delete it? Also it will be free right? And like any other issues that i should be aware of? How often does this Random deletion of server happens?

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Is Windows FOSS now? (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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Password123! (media.piefed.social)
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OOP at home: (feddit.nu)
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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by sbeak@sopuli.xyz to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

Here are some bad puns that are to do with data types. I'm sorry. Comment down some of your own concoctions!

  1. What does a programmer say when they is accused of lying? I promise I'm not boolean you!

explanation of the puns"Fooling" sounds very similar to "boolean", the latter being a data type commonly used when programming. Yes I will be explaining each and every pun. Yes, these puns are not very good at all, I'm not a professional comedian.

The one in the title is a play on words, as "Charlotte's Web" is a book that can be represented using a series of strings, a data type commonly used for storing words and letters, while a literal web is made of strings of silk.

  1. You try to pay with $100 of Monopoly money. in a supermarket. The cashier tells you that it's unfortunately not real.

explanation of the punMonopoly money does not have cents and is made of whole numbers, so it is an integer value, not of the "real" data type!

  1. What would you call fuel made of alphabet soup? CHARcoal!

explanation of punThe data type char stores characters, like the letters of the alphabet. This is a play on words with the word "charcoal", a common fuel used in barbeques and such.

  1. How do Japanese programmers read arrays? By decrementing from -1!

explanation of punMany Japanese texts read from right to left rather than left to right. Reading an array in reverse other would start at -1, getting the last item in the array, and the index would decrease from there. This is in contrast to the non-reverse order of increasing the index 0/1. (Of course, Japanese programmers don't actually read arrays like this usually)

not related to data types, but just came up with it as I was typing this:

f. What did the Python user say to the C++ user when they spilled coffee on their laptop? OOPs!

explanation of the punPython uses object oriented programming, or OOP

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if 1: return True (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by Ragdoll_X@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

Soy 0 got truthmogged by chad 1 😎

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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago) by MonkeMischief@lemmy.today to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

EDIT: I see some comments saying the Mastodon post didn't add anything to it. I agree!

I am a little new to posting so I thought it was polite to include the source.

It was late and at first glance my sleepy mind thought they just saw these two images coincidentally side by side on their phone. Not like it was just a single meme. LOL

Here's the raw image for fellow meme collectors. :)

Original link: https://chaos.social/@gsuberland/116037932568933433

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In conclusion: Magic DNS (tesseract.dubvee.org)
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Alt text:

Transcendence meme template

function main() {...}

int main() {...}

void main() {...}

U0 main() {...}

/* HolyC example */
U0 Main()
{
 U8 *message = "hello world";
 "%s\n",message;
}
Main;
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Real Struggle 😔 (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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