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Instant stroke (lemmy.world)
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[-] Habahnow@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

My brain hurts. I think it's supposed to say: throwback to when I found this gem in a value village in Houston, Texas. Gym was a stretch, otherwise pretty funny.

[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It’s spelled phonetically. Texans tighten up the long e to sound like an elongated short i. When becomes win, gem becomes gym.

[-] mechoman444@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

This physically hurts to read.

[-] MisterD@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago

There are spelling mistakes in 3 of the 4 lines.

For those who don't get it https://theoatmeal.com/comics/misspelling

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

Genuinely confused where people would put an A in definitely? Or why someone would spell weird as wierd??

[-] celeste@kbin.earth 1 points 2 weeks ago

"definately," i guess? if i wasn't sure and sounded it out, there'd be an "a" in that spot. great, now i have to go watch videos of people pronouncing it to find out if i've been saying it weird my whole life.

"wierd" maybe comes from not realizing it's an exception to the ol' "i before e" rule. or just accidentally swapping them.

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

i think I've misspelled it "defenitely" or definetely" before but it doesn't sound like an a at all to me

also the i before e rule is useless, there's like more exceptions than words that follow it

[-] celeste@kbin.earth 2 points 2 weeks ago

https://www.merriam-webster.com/grammar/i-before-e-except-after-c

yeah i like the longass song they had to write at the end of this article to show how the rule would actually read if it was accurate

[-] paulneocube@api.clubsall.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

The horrible English takes away from the actual humor of the shirt TBH. It is almost like proper English isn't important anymore.

[-] Stamets@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

The horrible English takes away from the actual humor of the shirt TBH.

The punchline distracts from the humor of the shirt?

[-] dyslexicdainbroner@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Unintelligibility of the simple English language has unfortunately become the norm - RIP the English language

Why don’t you try Swahili

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