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[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 36 points 8 months ago

Don't stare at them too much, or they might stare back

[-] sag@lemm.ee 6 points 8 months ago
[-] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Lord, forgive me for what I'm about to do

[-] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago

Parasyte had a very brief seen where migi tries to jack him off iirc

[-] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Oh, I remember, also the stuff with Murano. Watched it a bunch of times, it's a great series!

[-] Ragdoll_X@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)
[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Well that's gross.

[-] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 8 points 8 months ago

There's a book on OCD called The Boy Who Couldn't Stop Washing. I have to wash my hands a lot for work, but that ok, I'm not OCD, I have a rationale! :-D

OCD is no joke, and if you need that book, here's a link: https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/325571/the-boy-who-couldnt-stop-washing-by-judith-l-rapoport/

[-] puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

heh, I remember when I was younger I got kicked out of the bathroom before I was done washing my hands (I hadn't washed them for long enough yet) and was told to finish washing them in the other bathroom.

I might have possibly cried for almost a half hour lol (mental illness is not fun, especially as a child who doesn't understand it with parents who don't either)

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 points 8 months ago

That's terrible

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 8 months ago

That's why I just stick 'em in my mouth and suck all the filth off.

[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

can you do mine next

[-] betahack@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

if you really want to boil your noodle...

your hands aren't even really touching themselves. if you go down small enough you strip everything down to atoms....and they are mostly empty space....the only thing that interacts are the nuclear forces keeping it all together.

[-] dance_ninja@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

spoilerWhat does that make me? A God of Fools!

[-] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 3 points 8 months ago

Manus manum lavat.

[-] JoYo@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 months ago

I? I is an illusion.

this post was submitted on 18 Nov 2024
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