[-] CyberTaco@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Lesbians have enjoyable sex all the time, and a penis typically isn't involved at all! If yours won't behave, just treat it like it's no big deal, and continue to have fun using other parts (your mouth and fingers come right to mind), and make sure everyone involved has a good time anyway.

With a new partner, right before it's time to get down with them for the first time, it's a good idea to ask if they've ever been with anyone with ED, and if not, just explain real quick that:

  • If it misbehaves, it's no big deal; you're still having a good time, you don't want to stop, and you'll just use other parts to make sure they end up satisfied in the end.
  • No matter what, it's not about them, it's a physical issue. It's exactly like how they no matter how much they want to, they simply can't can't lift and throw a car. It's a physical limitation, not a desire problem.
  • If you end up having to do some DIY at the end, their participation isn't required, but certainly would be welcomed. [Which in this case means you jacking off once you've gotten them off, and having them help you in some way like making out with you, riding your face while you do it, rub you all over, etc, whatever would enhance that for you.]

Then get to it. 😁

[-] CyberTaco@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago

It's gone from being a comedy to a documentary to a vision of a more positive future than our current one that we can achieve if we work together really hard. :-(

[-] CyberTaco@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

You have a lunchbox?!? Lucky you, I have to hold my quarters in my mouth and my friends all call me "Mumbles".

[-] CyberTaco@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Ghost stories with the ADV Films dub

[-] CyberTaco@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

In this economy, retirement.

[-] CyberTaco@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Good. I don't care how long it's delayed if that leads to a more polished game on release. Since they weren't fully comfortable with the state the game was in, I'm glad they did this. :-)

[-] CyberTaco@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

I will be eternally mad at Coca Cola because they took the cocaine out of their soda a century ago.

[-] CyberTaco@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Ooo. Really sorry to hear about your husband doing that. :-(

[-] CyberTaco@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Distractions. Keep your laptop handy. Not a gamer? Now's a fantastic time to start. :-)

[-] CyberTaco@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

The HP LaserJet 4 series was their last good printers. They were discontinued in 1995, and everything from them has been utter shit since. You mentioned you were looking at Brother printers - go for it, they make good printers.

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Worked great when the artist formerly known as Prince changed his name to a symbol.

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