[-] DarkMessiah@lemmy.world 400 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

“Whatever happened with the ozone layer panic, if scientists are so smart?”

We listened to the scientists, and the problem went away.

[-] DarkMessiah@lemmy.world 79 points 8 months ago

That is a man who has been sued because one of his patients made that mistake.

[-] DarkMessiah@lemmy.world 140 points 9 months ago

Oh, you mean like the people you fired the week you took over, Musk? Those people? Man fucked around and found out and is using the lesson learned.

An intelligent person wouldn’t have needed the lesson, though.

[-] DarkMessiah@lemmy.world 106 points 9 months ago

…How do these people not realise they’re being scammed? It’s… blatant!

It could only be more obvious if the documents were being held by a Nigerian Prince who wanted to send $1 million along with them! I feel like I could walk up to one of these fools and tell them, “I am actively scamming you, but if you trust me with a few dollars, magical fairies will come and restore you to your prime and grant you and those you love eternal youth, life, and wealth,” and they’d give me everything they could get their hands on!

It’s almost hard to not pity them at this point…

[-] DarkMessiah@lemmy.world 94 points 10 months ago

Here we go! All aboard the mass unemployment train! Choo Choo!

[-] DarkMessiah@lemmy.world 84 points 10 months ago

Sounds like a good time to make Mr Beast aware of these, he has a lot of disposable income to burn on a lawsuit or three.

[-] DarkMessiah@lemmy.world 82 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

You see, we tried that. It did not work. All it did was embolden the crazies.

[-] DarkMessiah@lemmy.world 88 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

More and more, we see direct evidence as to why Roe vs Wade was necessary.

Because rabid birthers will do anything to punish women who don’t give birth.

[-] DarkMessiah@lemmy.world 108 points 11 months ago

Honestly, the best use for AI in coding thus far is to point you in the right direction as to what to look up, not how to actually do it.

[-] DarkMessiah@lemmy.world 114 points 1 year ago

“Inches in 8.33 feet”

“Mm in a foot”

Fool, the scientist in me is infuriated. Good work, mate!

[-] DarkMessiah@lemmy.world 141 points 1 year ago

Dunno where I was expecting that to go, but it was not where it ended up going. It’s actually hilarious.

[-] DarkMessiah@lemmy.world 116 points 1 year ago

So basically, he wants kids to be mentally unstable so they keep coming back.

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