[-] GelatinGeorge@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

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[-] GelatinGeorge@lemmy.world 55 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Yeah, I'm already extremely suspicious at the convenience of his arrest, given that there has to be a repercussion shown to the 'plebs' - can't have them getting ideas now about the ease with which they could depose their ruling oligarchs and actually get away with it.

I didn't know about those details regarding the evidence being planted, so his statement makes much more sense with that context, thank you.

[-] GelatinGeorge@lemmy.world 46 points 7 months ago

I'm unsure if he means his arrest is unjust due to the order of magnitude worse injustice of the healthcare system or Luigi stating he's not the culprit (vigilante, hero, The Adjuster - whatever noun floats your boat).

It seems like the former? Annoyingly unclear.

[-] GelatinGeorge@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago

That's the kind of spite-filled journey I can absolutely get behind

[-] GelatinGeorge@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

Very true. There's also the issue of giving birth. Women would have to be spun around like salad in a spinner in order to simulate Earth gravity but I imagine that's a perk for Elon.

[-] GelatinGeorge@lemmy.world 34 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

The reason you're not ever living on Mars is that it has no magnetosphere. Good fucking luck surviving any length of time with constant ionising radiation slapping the shit out of your DNA. This fact alone should have shut down any discussion of feasibility about colonising Mars.

Although it does make the three-titted chick from Total Recall way more realistic.

[-] GelatinGeorge@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

The craziest thing about that is there's a video documenting the whole thing. It's on YouTube and well worth watching; probably one of the first, if not the first televised coup.

Saddam nonchalantly smoking a cigar while the auditorium's mood goes from confused to hysterical is something to behold. Properly chilling.

Found a clip narrated by the much missed Christopher Hitchens: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CR1X3zV6X5Y

[-] GelatinGeorge@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

The second last time I went to a dentist, he told me I had been brushing my teeth wrong. Cool, bought the TeethIoniser5000 plus recommended toothpaste from his suggestion.

Last time I went to the dentist, he told me that I was still brushing my teeth wrong. "But the last guy?"

"Wrong. He was wrong."

Every fucking dentist has told me whatever way I brush my teeth, I'm doing it wrong, so fuck them. Now I just use my finger.

Don't do that, as I have one tooth left I use to open cans.

[-] GelatinGeorge@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

A fellow wonk, I see. "They burn to the fucking ground, Eddie"

[-] GelatinGeorge@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

I'm genuinely thankful you've made it this obvious how much of a fucking moron you are as I can block you immediately and get on with my day.

[-] GelatinGeorge@lemmy.world 47 points 2 years ago

I can't work out how to upvote this on the app as I have been at the pub. Take this comment as considerable appreciation for this image ๐Ÿ™

[-] GelatinGeorge@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

They would just claim it was to 'make the them look bad' or something similar. That's the beauty of bullshit; it's like a perpetual avalanche. It's overwhelming and incredibly difficult to counter.

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