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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by GustavoM@lemmy.world to c/linux@lemmy.world

Gives you a bollywood experience right into your terminal, with more than 1000 ips simulated! An INFINITE amount of simulated names! Over 100 different types of glitches! An overly dramatic hack, just like seen in the movies! And more (If you -REALLY- have a lot of time to spend staring at this command.)

Click here to grab the C code, followed by instructions on how to compile it.

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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by GustavoM@lemmy.world to c/linux@lemmy.world

Dynamically prioritizes CPU or memory access out of a given command.

Can be run as a non-root user.

Instructions on how to compile and usage are provided inside the code right here.

-EDIT- Just improved the code with improved nice sorting, detection and configuration.

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submitted 2 months ago by GustavoM@lemmy.world to c/linux@lemmy.ml

Makes you pretend you are working for NASA or for the FBI.

Instructions on how to compile the code and everything else can be found inside the code right here.

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submitted 2 months ago by GustavoM@lemmy.world to c/linux@lemmy.world

A simple, straightforward, zero bloat command that brings you the Gods Word -- from the Vatican and straight into your CLI.

Click here to check the code out and compile it with "gcc theholybible.c -o theholybible -static -O2".

Enjoy.

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submitted 2 months ago by GustavoM@lemmy.world to c/linux@sopuli.xyz

For the "old farts" out there who wants to made their ultrawide screen behave like a old TV.

Instructions how to compile, screenshots, etc are in the code.

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submitted 2 months ago by GustavoM@lemmy.world to c/linux@lemmy.ml

Just a little "something" I came up with. Instructions on how to compile, including a screenshot link are in the code.

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submitted 3 months ago by GustavoM@lemmy.world to c/linux@lemmy.world
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Title. Just noticed that it has not been updated since a while. Also, what are the best alternatives to it?

Thanks in advance.

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submitted 7 months ago by GustavoM@lemmy.world to c/selfhost@lemmy.ml

tl;dr: Run "docker run -it --rm --log-driver none --cap-drop=ALL --read-only --net none --security-opt=no-new-privileges --name ascii-matrix defnotgustavom/ascii-matrix" for a perfect cmatrix clone + ascii elmo.

Check thread link for more info.

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Also available here. (Docker image)

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Title. Just imagine the possibilities of having your own "homemade internet"!

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...other than the logical factors of dust and the damage it can cause to components.

t. Got a orange pi zero 3 running caseless for almost an year.

[-] GustavoM@lemmy.world 95 points 9 months ago

“I’m kissing convenience goodbye, I just want control."

He is in for a surprise when he realizes GNU/Linux is much more convenient than Winblows.

[-] GustavoM@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago

Downloaded the latest Ubuntu Desktop

Theres your problem.

[-] GustavoM@lemmy.world 71 points 1 year ago

Yes officer, this heretic right here.

[-] GustavoM@lemmy.world 190 points 2 years ago

"But can Linux install things via a single .exe file? HAHAH EAT IT NERD!"

- 10'ish years ago past me, before discovering the magical wonders of the package manager

[-] GustavoM@lemmy.world 37 points 2 years ago

Stop talkimg about your ex, Cartman.

[-] GustavoM@lemmy.world 53 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"Honey! Our TV isn't showing up channels!"

"Gee, fine. Hold on."

ssh gnu.linux@1.2.3.69
cd /sys/devices/tv/channels
cat channels_list
[none]

Ah, *beep.

[-] GustavoM@lemmy.world 64 points 2 years ago

I'm unironically considering ditching any online interaction(s) on the internet and use my PC solely for offline content (write documentaries, texts, play retro games). Because I really don't want to use the internet with that level of intrusion in my pc.

[-] GustavoM@lemmy.world 34 points 2 years ago

Wha? Even a bleeping potato can run Linux nowadays, with zero issues at day 1.

t. Got a Orange pi zero 3, and the lil' bastard is rocking solid -- even with (near zero) support.

[-] GustavoM@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago

So you are telling me that really soon I'll have genes inside me removing cancer and even "fixing" some "unfixable" things like poor eyesight and even brain-related ones? Sign me up.

[-] GustavoM@lemmy.world 37 points 2 years ago

It's time for... DICKS OUT FOR SPEZ

[-] GustavoM@lemmy.world 200 points 2 years ago

If someone does not take the least amount of effort to answer a simple question like that one .... then he doesn't care about you in the slightest.

"But its a generic question!"

Two words: common courtesy.

[-] GustavoM@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago

That is a whole lot of text just to say "Rpi bad" -- its (still) the best single board computer for both performance and low power draw.

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