[-] Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world 129 points 4 months ago

No person shall be a Senator or Representative in Congress, or elector of President and Vice-President, or hold any office, civil or military, under the United States, or under any State, who, having previously taken an oath, as a member of Congress, or as an officer of the United States, or as a member of any State legislature, or as an executive or judicial officer of any State, to support the Constitution of the United States, shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same, or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof

[-] Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world 89 points 5 months ago

Bullshit. Conservatives don't want people living in tents. I'm tired of all this propaganda. They clearly want anyone who can't afford a house in a prison, not a tent.

[-] Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world 85 points 6 months ago

Queue Justice Thomas being seen, coincidentally, attending a large number of concerts with long-time friends on the Ticketmaster board...

[-] Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world 102 points 6 months ago

I have, completely by accident and with no significant effort on my part, gone 40 years without mass murdering. It almost just happens on its own.

[-] Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world 90 points 6 months ago

Do the debates, and reveal the results of the drug test (taken by both candidates) DURING the debate. Let's do this shit like Maury.

[-] Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world 128 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I'd rather have a 100km particle collider than an aircraft carrier.

[-] Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world 80 points 6 months ago

You really don't need anything near as complex as AI...a simple script could be configured to automatically close the issue as solved with a link to a randomly-selected unrelated issue.

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Bout damn time

[-] Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world 94 points 7 months ago

Let that be a lesson to all the homeless people... make sure you go to your doctor regularly... your health is important!

[-] Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world 85 points 8 months ago

I mean, I think the logical thing to do is wait until the evidence comes out and we know for sure. It's entirely possible he was under a lot of stress from all this and did kill himself. Now, I don't deny that it's a HUGE. FUCKING. CONICIDENCE. but those do happen from time to time. Its also a hell of a story, good-guy whistleblower murdered by greedy multinational aerospace company and defense contractor...during an election year...if you wrote the script nobody would buy it.

Let's be suspicious, but not jump to conclusions.

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Jants (lemmy.world)

They even make pants outta this stuff!

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A sliver of good news and a reminder that talking to your elected officials CAN make a difference, even if they're generally horrible people. Mr. Pillen realized that hungry kids were actual people after talking to some and decided, "Nebraska needs to do better." No shit Governor, but thank you for not digging your heals in this time and being willing to take free money from the feds to feed hingey children.

[-] Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world 140 points 10 months ago

Secdee? Secdeez nuts!

[-] Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world 88 points 10 months ago

That song went harder, better, faster, and stronger than any other robot voice song at the time.

[-] Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world 255 points 10 months ago

From the people that brought you, "I liked RATM before they got all political"

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Seducing Woods (lemmy.world)

I'm just watching the series through the first time, and it occurred to me how funny it would have been if Zoro was with the team that went to Big Cake Island and, no matter what, he was unable to get lost in the woods.

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