Not monkey but rocky mountain oysters.

In my opinion, no. It is picked and consumed when the buds are still tight, if the head starts to loosen or the buds begin to open it has a more bitter taste to it.

Sister by another mister.

That was definitely not a clean poop.

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If you take into consideration the self-ionization of water, it's both, at the same time.

2 H~2~O -> H~3~O^+^ + ^-^OH

Hatch Act violation

Hate is the GOP platform.

Well then...G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie.

Add another column labelled "knowing the right people" with the bar so large the other two are blips.

Maybe an evolutionary trait to locate water?

and sometimes they help me speak to trees.

Gotta be a MTG toe joke in there somewhere.