[-] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Um... That is nothing like the pageantry they put on on North Korea and China.

[-] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world -2 points 1 day ago

No, you can NOT learn to march like they do in North Korea or China and have any time left in your day to do an actual job or even train to fight. That crap takes time.

[-] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Oh yeah? Prove it!

[-] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I might need this. But I also have a cat.

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Amazon sent me this one by mistake a while back and it looked interesting, so I kept it. I haven't listened to it til now.

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submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by Olhonestjim@lemmy.world to c/vinyl@lemmy.world

Got moved into my own house. Now I gotta build some shelves.

[-] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 69 points 6 months ago

It's quite likely a belief that sunscreen lotion is a bad thing that harms people. Found that one out from an old high school crush from FL. She looks like leather now.

[-] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 120 points 9 months ago

Let's ban corporations from owning residential property. It makes zero sense.

[-] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 85 points 10 months ago

Record the farts. Sample the audio. Create music.

[-] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 96 points 10 months ago

Listen here you little shit.

[-] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 71 points 10 months ago

He's too senile to change tactics. I'm willing to bet half the reason he chose Vance was because they knew he was going to screw up and say Pence a bunch, and the similarity of pronunciation would give them plausible deniability.

[-] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 84 points 1 year ago

As a veteran, if a woman had done this to me, I wouldn't even be mad. That's hilarious, and I'd tell everybody.

[-] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 71 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"I feared for my life!"

Yeah I'll bet you did.

Fucking coward.

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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by Olhonestjim@lemmy.world to c/cyberpunk2077@lemmy.world

It might slide into the doorframe with a sci-fi hiss and recognize your approach to unlock, but it's a 100% manual, electric sliding door. If you walk out of your basic apartment and don't manually close the door when you leave, it WILL be open when you get back. It'll stay open the whole time you're home. Who ever saw a manual, powered, sliding door? If you didn't realize this was a dystopia, there you go. That's hysterical. I wonder if they set it up so you'd get burglarized for neglecting basic security. And if not, why not?!

Whoever thought that up is an evil genius.

[-] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 107 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I often work in rural TX. I've had a number of Texans suggest I ought to move there, cause muh freedums. Yeah, I target shoot a little, but I'm lefty as hell. I talk about guns sometimes to deflect questions about my politics.

They are so full of themselves. They think because great grandpa was a cowboy that they inherit all his toughness. I don't know how grandpa lived, but I know Texans today live mostly in air conditioning and love shopping, huge portions, and convenience. They're fully convinced there is nowhere better on Earth. But no, I've been all over the Earth. TX sucks and I'd never move there.

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