https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/exploits_of_a_mom.png

I bet there will be a retaliatory attack on his Biden

I don't know if this helps, but I didn't meet my wife until I was in my forties. You have time.

Reminds me of Beethoven writing Für Elise for sometime he loved, and when he was rejected, the music was finished in such a way that she could not play it.

To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. "Can I interest you in the chicken?" she asks. "Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it? To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.

David Sedaris

Reminds me of this one

found this with a partial reverse image search.

if nothing else, this is a dead giveaway

This is exactly the type of thing that will cost you your security clearance, for a good reason.