Not the first and won't be the last.

You've clearly never dealt with dry eyes.

5% is way too high of a chance of getting permanent chronic dry eyes.

Go look at horror stories on the dry eyes subreddit and take note of the people considering a permanent solution.

It's a big factor considering the benefits.

I should've put "ackshually" and /s

The earth is a bit lumpy, so chances are that was a lie and he was actually lost and couldn't figure out how to get everybody else out of the car so he could go on a trip to get milk.

Why would anybody travel to that shithole country?

Yes, I will buy secondhand Bell peppers.

Why do news outlets keep calling it a Microsoft outage? It's only a crowdstrike issue right? Microsoft doesn't have anything to do with it?

Windows 10 is the end of the line for me regardless of software compatibility.

Especially with no volume knob on desktop. What in the actual fuck?

Yes, restaurants should be required to pay a proper wage.