Or maybe use Ubuntu so you have time to make the espresso?

Meme says it's shitty, not dead

Sleeping on top of your Snorlax? 10000IQ

Why do news outlets keep calling it a Microsoft outage? It's only a crowdstrike issue right? Microsoft doesn't have anything to do with it?

Windows 10 is the end of the line for me regardless of software compatibility.

What future scientists?

And fewer comments that are clearly a chat bot.

Chess on a croissant?

Especially with no volume knob on desktop. What in the actual fuck?

Even if I have to sit through 30 seconds of silence, is there a way to redirect the ad to a ghost browser so I don't have to listen to something like grubhubs stupid video?

Nono, use hydrogen and have ignitors on a timer or altitude switch.

Yes, restaurants should be required to pay a proper wage.