I've got my AI powered all birds, and a sweet AI powered red and yellow tank from fisher price with googly eyes on it

Doubly so when you consider space is a vacuum

No, it's true. Female astronauts usually float around up there with their twats out; spread wide open to air it out, and nearly every time a male astronaut blasts some rope, it floats straight to it obviously.

Just need to associate ray bans with creeps moving forward. If they are too far away to tell, just assume it's a fucking weirdo in Meta glasses. Forever associate the brand with creepy weirdos, and maybe they'll rethink their strategy.

Or acetaminophen if you're into that

Yeah, and I was watching them starting to get back into them and the news hit. Super sad.

I don't see him on here, but Trevor Moore hit me super hard. I grew up watching WKUK, and was a big fan. He was only a couple years older than me, and what really resonated with me was that he had a son the same age as mine. It just got me thinking about my own mortality and what grief I would put my wife and son through if I'd passed away, and really put me in a dark place for a while. R.I.P. Trevor.

This one was one of the 1st celebrity deaths to impact me. The worst part was he was not very well known at the time, so nobody knew who I was talking about when I said stuff like "I can't believe Mitch Hedberg died" which sucked. There was only a couple people I knew that even knew who he was.

And the world. Fuckers have infected everything

And some moron on Wallstreetbets just invested his $700k inheritance in shares yesterday. He's -200k rn

Without getting into too much detail, a cached site saved my ass in a court case. Fuck you Google.

I can't afford a house in my hometown in part because cunts buy houses to be airbnbs. Fuck them. I will always book a hotel unless there's literally no other option. I don't want to give my money to grifters who are ruining the housing market. I also ratted my mom's neighbor out to the city for running one out of his house. He timed the market and bought after '08 when he was working for a small social network startup. Now he doesn't even live in that house anymore and instead of selling, uses it as an airbnb. He is an exec at what is now a very large social media company. He absolutely does not need the money, but keeps the house as an asset and rents it on airbnb. I didn't win the birth year lottery and get a chance to buy the dip. Instead I came of age with an all time high housing market that has only gone up. Then rates went up because fuck u specifically Raiderkev. Fuck air BNB. Report every last one to the city. They are likely in violation of some ordinance. People need to vote with their wallets and drive these grifters to sell and not let it be profitable for them.