As a master if education, are you a teacher? I thought there was a huge teacher shortage

"How dare they invent a more efficient image encoding! Back in my day we had bmp and we liked it!" - grandpa simpson

Eaten too many delivery people

In fairness, one single person seems like a pretty small government

Ass men aren't born; they're made.

Ducks have wings and can fly. Ostriches have wings and can't fly. So it's not the wings that make the ducks fly, it's something else entirely.

They're delicious. You'll go back for seconds

Good. It would be very time consuming

"why should I change? He's the one who sucks!"

Time to switch to Fidelity

That sounds expensive. Can’t you just have a friend with a capital D keyboard email one to you?

Heh, a funny collision of terms.

The green Merged means that the pull request was submitted into the branch.

The DO NOT MERGE text is an instruction for automerger. Android is developed in a truly startling amount of related git branches. Automerger is the tool that propagates commits back and forth to make sure pull requests get to all flavours, versions and devices.

DO NOT MERGE tells Automerger not to propagate that pull request to newer versions of Android, i.e. it's a fix for the currently released version that's not relevant to the next development version of Android for whatever reason.

Also seen, although more rarely, is DO NOT MERGE ANYWHERE which tells Automerger not to propagate the pull request to any other branch other than where it was originally submitted, including branches for related products on the same version of Android.