All politics aside, one of those scenarios in today’s America is objectively fucking weird. I see no double standard.

Given the Snowden revelations, what an unfortunate choice of names.

It should be interesting to see the effect of virtually zero ads from republicans as compared to the deluge of them the democrats are going to be able to pay for.

The people downvoting you either don't like your humor or are blind about the rapey bastards.

There's probably a word for it in German or Swedish. I bet it's long and hard to pronounce, maybe with a non-English pronunciation symbol.

I’m sixty. I hope I live long enough to piss on his grave

There is of course a relevant xkcd page

These absolute dipshits still seem confused about the purpose here. The issue has been decided, this is all just to determine damages. There’s nothing to be ‘won’ here but reduced damages, and antagonizing the guy who decides how much they’re going to be is what I think they would call a novel strategy.

I have been loving these

You can put a turd in an expensive suit, but in the end it’s still just Jamie Dimon.

According to his biography, Ice-T was a pioneer in this type of robbery back in the late 80s. They used to hit mall designer stores, I remember seeing video of a couple of them on the news. These items are easy to sell, and some of the most lucrative things you can steal because of that.

I use an iPad. Apple doesn't seem to care where the file came from, they just make it readable. I was somewhat mad about it, as I have never been an Apple fan, but the actual experience of using the iPad as a reader converted me.