We’re expected to believe that the peacocks personally recounted their lineage? In English? I feel like the author is just making things up at that point.

See you space cowboy

I don’t think he has the cards here

Welcome to orange Monday, a new day of worsts early in the trumpcession

You can not only say Luigi, but you can also say that you wished it had started a trend.

Zero sympathy for the only state that went 100% to Trump. You literally asked for this, pray to your fucking orange god to save you

All politics aside, one of those scenarios in today’s America is objectively fucking weird. I see no double standard.

It should be interesting to see the effect of virtually zero ads from republicans as compared to the deluge of them the democrats are going to be able to pay for.

There's probably a word for it in German or Swedish. I bet it's long and hard to pronounce, maybe with a non-English pronunciation symbol.

I’m sixty. I hope I live long enough to piss on his grave

These absolute dipshits still seem confused about the purpose here. The issue has been decided, this is all just to determine damages. There’s nothing to be ‘won’ here but reduced damages, and antagonizing the guy who decides how much they’re going to be is what I think they would call a novel strategy.

You can put a turd in an expensive suit, but in the end it’s still just Jamie Dimon.