At least when they're bought then it won't be for the rest of my fucking life.

Dude you're not supposed to go full-troll, gotta keep just a hint of sincerity in there or the normies will sniff you out. There's no coming back from that.

The term "professional" has nothing to do with athletics...

As long as you're getting paid to do it you're a professional something. Just means it's your profession.

The whole concept is revolting.

Your computer is a dick

You just sent electric data forward in time.

When I was shopping for a new house I told the agent if it couldn't hold up to the Tunguska event I wasn't interested.

Those "better jobs" likely just pay more. The answer is to pay people what they're worth when they're worth it or your competitors will.

I'd be willing to bet that their anti-corruption police are just as corrupt as their normal police.

Hard to shoot someone who's made an honest mistake when you don't have a gun...

These are worldwide numbers. Your data is counted in here.

This will be great advice in a couple days when everyone else sees it.