It won't. This would make Trump 48 instead of 47 and make their merch all wrong.

There will always be ignorant asshole neighbors. It's law enforcement's responsibility to uphold your right regardless of what calls they get. If they'd investigate more before taking action they might get more trust from the public.

Dude you're not supposed to go full-troll, gotta keep just a hint of sincerity in there or the normies will sniff you out. There's no coming back from that.

The term "professional" has nothing to do with athletics...

As long as you're getting paid to do it you're a professional something. Just means it's your profession.

The whole concept is revolting.

Your computer is a dick

You just sent electric data forward in time.

When I was shopping for a new house I told the agent if it couldn't hold up to the Tunguska event I wasn't interested.

I'd be willing to bet that their anti-corruption police are just as corrupt as their normal police.

Hard to shoot someone who's made an honest mistake when you don't have a gun...

These are worldwide numbers. Your data is counted in here.

This will be great advice in a couple days when everyone else sees it.