[-] random_character_a@lemmy.world 7 points 15 hours ago

Fellow dyslexic ٩( ☉ o⚆)

[-] random_character_a@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I wouldn't even comment, I'd just disappear. No matter what my role was. There are at least dozen angry murderous persons searching for that face.

Not even if he call his cult to take up arms and start marching to Washington?

This was me before Deep Rock Galactic

...and probably after it.

This will be the final result, but I'm just hoping his angry little mouth will say something treasonous enough to get him jail time.

I hope it's during work hour. Would be shame to do whole days work just to get eaten by the rising dead.

[-] random_character_a@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

This. Not so explosive unless sufficiently confined, but still dangerous. Just Google: lithium ion battery knife.

[-] random_character_a@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Finland - Mario. I call BS.

Mario is the first that comes to mind to non-gamers

[-] random_character_a@lemmy.world 36 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

He's act kinda resembles a guy who would have had a burnout, but keeps going with amphetamine. Not sleeping at nights, unable to concentrate, arbitrary snap decisions, slowly loosing sanity, illusions of grandeur, common ideological ground with Trump, etc. Decade of that and he'll be Trump.

[-] random_character_a@lemmy.world 31 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

"33 lunar seconds"

You really had to bring relativity to a fucking joga class. How am I supposed to center myself with existential horrors of the block universe and my illusionary free will.

[-] random_character_a@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago

Stop it. I don't know what arrows to press.

[-] random_character_a@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

You thought the term "orange freak" was just some sudden completely irrelevant reference to comedian Carrot Top?

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Lets say you get abducted by aliens.

They inform you that they want to make contact with human individuals, not the entire humanity. They have a limited telepathy and can "scan" for human mental traits like spiritualistic / non-spiritualistic, artistic / non-artistic, introverted / extroverted, anxious / chill, low / med / high IQ, technology oriented, business savvy, mathematically gifted, socially gifted, scientific, etc.

They want you to define traits that would make encounters go smoothly and be representative of humans.

Without knowing anything about those aliens or their interests. What is your answer?

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