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[-] nailingjello@lemmy.zip 5 points 52 minutes ago

Guess I'm the only one who read her post and thought the wives were the ones following the young Women.

[-] caboose2006@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 hour ago

Fart monster two k telling it like it is

[-] Amir@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 hour ago

To Dr. Iver Mectin

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago
[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 42 minutes ago* (last edited 41 minutes ago)

🇲🇦‼️ Older men following young women

✅👌 On instagram

[-] spacecadet@lemm.ee 49 points 4 hours ago

I’m not an old dude, but I mean these women need that crowd to make money. It’s weird calling them creeps but at the same time they are posting nearly nude photos of themselves publicly on social media. Who do they think is following that content? Physicists at CERN calculating the new gravitation force off of your oversized diaper butt BBL? medical doctors determining the tolerance a 115lb woman with 1000cc of silicone can tolerate? Get real, you’re posting your tits because you know exactly those types of dudes will follow and you can either trick them into giving you money for feet pics or buying you a weekend in Dubai.

These 22 year old “model influencers” will be begging for these old dudes to pay them attention when they hit the wall in 5 years.

[-] Hydra_Fk@reddthat.com 3 points 1 hour ago

Hey bro physicists beat off too.

[-] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 52 points 3 hours ago

Yea, those busted 27 year olds. Wtf

[-] roscoe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 44 points 3 hours ago

Yeah, they kind of had a point until they busted out the incel-speak at the end.

[-] flicker@lemmy.world 20 points 1 hour ago

That "hit the wall" stuff is always hilariously transparent. It's a self-soothe. "She won't be worth it in a few years anyway so you're missing out."

I'm 38 and the wall where I stop getting unwanted attention sure never seems to come. Which is disappointing. I'm really looking forward to my crone era.

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago

Your comment very much reminds me of an episode of 30 Rock in which Liz Lemon starts dressing like an old crone and acting crazy on the subway to secure a place to sit.

[-] flicker@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

I may need to watch this show.

[-] Zexks@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago

It’s what Decaprio does so…

[-] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

Dicaprio hasn't been a role model for me since I saw him in basketball diaries and spent the next few years trying to be just like Jim Carroll. Never again Leo. Never again.

[-] lemonmelon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Did you go around telling Reggie to put it away?

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

I will say that by 27 creepy old men did stop yelling their attraction at me as I walked down the street, which was nice

[-] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago

Are you sure it was because of your age or was it in respect to your Rank? Unless you were still a Lt. Lezbian at the time. Here's hoping Major is soon!

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

They certainly were particularly vocal back when I was an ensign

[-] feannag@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago

If you're navy captain lezbian I sure hope major is not in your future. Cheers to future admiralty!

[-] DempstersBox@lemmy.world 1 points 57 minutes ago

You may not be an old dude, but it sure seems like you already hit the wall.

Friend of mine's father, who was seventy at the time, got hit on by an older lady at the grocery store.

Lamenting that he didn't follow it up with her, "she was eighty, but a young eighty, if you know what I mean"

Wall? Gtfo, dumbass

[-] don@lemm.ee 2 points 1 hour ago

I don’t really see how wives following a bunch of young women is weird, they often socialize quite a bit with each other.

[-] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 92 points 5 hours ago

That is a rough looking 40.

[-] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 37 points 4 hours ago
[-] TheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyz 25 points 4 hours ago
[-] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 16 points 3 hours ago

doesn't look a day over 69

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 12 points 3 hours ago

He looks nice.

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[-] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 111 points 5 hours ago

Truly, sometimes the simplest explanation is the truest.

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[-] Technoguyfication@sh.itjust.works 74 points 5 hours ago

Judge him all you want but he tells it like it is

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 5 points 1 hour ago

I, TOO WOULD LIKE PICTURES OF BOOBS IN MY INBOX!

[-] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 minutes ago

Did that work?

[-] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 87 points 5 hours ago
[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 11 points 3 hours ago

I mean fear of the unknown is stronger than fear of the known in most cases.

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[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 8 points 3 hours ago

Same answer for why dudes constantly channel flip... looking for boobs.

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