[-] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago

And also nudge the arm past the inevitable skips and scratches. Phonographs in those days generally needed to be running in the open air to minimize aggravation. Even the drum table in this post would have been kept in the open position with the player slid out and accessible when it was in use.

[-] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

My grandmother had one of these in her living room in the 1980s. Usually it was just a massive piece of inert furniture with all sorts of grandma-standard vases, photos, etc. arranged on top. I think I saw it actually being used to play music only once in my life, on some occasion when someone wanted some tunes badly enough to move all the other stuff off so they could open it to get to the phonograph.

[-] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 92 points 1 week ago

Bad news for that one woman who is somehow the only police officer in every single area of Japan.

Screenshot from Pokemon showing Officer Jenny, who wears a miniskirt with her uniform.

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Me to a bookstore clerk: There's this book I'm looking for about "Star Trek: Enterprise."

Clerk: ISBN?

Me: A LONG ROOOAD getting from there to here...

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Because at that moment, there will be 20 2024 hours to go.

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Photo of Donald Trump shouting, his mouth forming a near-perfect O shape. To the right of his O shaped mouth, the letters L and D have been added to form the word "OLD."

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Parody of the "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster which reads "Keep Colm and Carry On. At the top is an illustration of Colm Meaney looking stubborn. The image is watermarked RobVincent.net, for that is my site and I made this thing.

[-] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 87 points 1 year ago

PVC is stored in the balls.

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Panel 1: Nancy notices a fire hydrant on the sidewalk is leaking a small trickle. Panel 2: Nancy tells Sluggo, "The hydrant on Main Street is leaking." Sluggo responds, "Yeah?" Panel 3: Sluggo tells a girl walking down the street "Ya better keep away from Main Street... There's a hydrant shootin' water all over d' street." Panel 4: The girl from the previous panel tells another boy, "They say a big water main broke on Main Street." The boy responds, "Wow!" Panel 5: The boy from the previous panel tells another boy, "Have you heard? Main Street is all covered with water." Panel 6: The boy introduced in the previous panel tells another girl, "They say the water is rushing down Main Street like a srteam." Panel 7: The girl introduced in the previous panel tells Sluggo, "Have you heard? Half the city is three feet under water." Panel 8: A panicked Sluggo runs past Nancy, screaming "Run for your life... Th' dam has boist!" Panel 9: Caption: "3 hours later." It's nighttime. Nancy is sitting on the roof of her house wearing an inflated inner tube around herself, looking annoyed and saying "I wonder who started that rumor."

[-] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 102 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

TFW someone's performing a sexual act on you and your inner thoughts are about a baby cartoon character cuddling with his mother.

[-] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 108 points 1 year ago

Th- This is my OS!

It was made for me!

[-] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 94 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My favorite thing about widely-available blue LEDs was the effect on TV scifi.

Watch the Star Trek shows made in the 1980s and 1990s and the tricorders, alien gadgets, and other props were always twinkling with red, yellow, and green LEDs to look futuristic. A generation later and every single hand prop on 2000s Doctor Who, Torchwood, etc. glowed and twinkled blue because the LEDs had just become cheap enough for prop makers, but weren't yet widespread in day-to-day life so the viewers were seeing something strange and unusual.

Now every color of LED imaginable is just common and whatever, but for a good stretch of time glowy blue became the standard "scifi" color just because that particular tech happened to turn up at that particular time.

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Magic Beans by Sticky Comics (www.stickycomics.com)

Two beans are talking. The first bean says, "We're MAGIC beans!" The second bean says, "Wow! Does that means we'll grow a MAGIC BEANSTALK?" The first bean replies, "Nah, it just means we can talk."

[-] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 121 points 2 years ago

Most people aren't all that clear on the distinction of things being "on" a phone. When they switch to their next phone and their photos immediately sync onto it from whatever cloud stuff they use, they may have the illusion that the new phone is where their photos "are" now and not consider the continuing existence of the data on the old one.

Basic technical literacy should be everyone's responsibility and would be in a perfect world, but any IT person will tell you that it can never be assumed of anyone. However on the bright side, stories like this blowing up in the mainstream news will knock a little awareness into more end-user skulls every now and then. Send it to all the non-techies you know and care about!

[-] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 108 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

True story: The morning before going in for foot surgery, my mom was in a silly mood and wrote "wrong foot" on the other non-surgery-scheduled foot with a marker before putting on her socks.

After the surgery everything was fine, and later when checking up on her the surgeon told her everyone in the operating room got a good laugh out of that "wrong foot" message.

Mom was glad her joke worked out, but later started wondering why they were looking at the wrong foot in the first place and now wonders if her private joke to amuse herself actually saved her from having the wrong foot operated upon.

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[-] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 111 points 2 years ago

Nobody's talking about the real casualty of this shift. What's going to happen to all the jokes about "how many (insert category of person here) does it take to change a light bulb?" now that people don't have to regularly change light bulbs anymore?

[-] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 104 points 2 years ago

None of these. You wouldn't be in a human bed, you'd be sleeping in a bunch of hay somewhere just a few feet from the pile of wood shavings where your centaur pisses.

The living situation with a centaur wouldn't be comfortable, but it'd certainly be stable.

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