So, while the Infinite Monkey Theorem is true, it is also somewhat misleading.
Is it though? The Monkey Theorem should make it understandable how long infinity really is. That the lifetime of the universe is not long enough is nothing unexpected IMHO, infinity is much (infinitely) longer. And that's what the theorem is about, isn't it?!
Funny enough, I'm working in IT in government exclusively with Linux for the past 20 years, which shows that indeed it's possible.
There are a few reasons I don't believe a petition like this will change a thing though