"Yes, okay, my name is... kllllaaaarrrrrg... i-ifer. Klargifer Caltrop."
"Klargifer is a strange name for a halfling."
"Yuh- yeah. Yeeesss. I suppose it is. That's why I hate my parents."
"Yeah? And what are their names?"
[Suddenly, a wizard or something appears and casts silence on everyone. So you can't ask that the question anymore]
Periapt of health: this is a small vial with a red liquid inside attached to a small chain. While wearing this, all diseases that you would otherwise contract enter the small vial instead. If the vial is broken, the closest creature will immediately contract all diseases contained within.
Deck of many things (used): the previous owners of this deck got all that they could have wished for. The remaining cards might not be the best.
Ring of mind shielding: the creator of this ring was a bit over-zealous. Along with the usual effects, this ring will censor violence, sex, and other uncouth things.
Cloak of the bat: along with the usual effects, wearing this cloak will also make you speak bat. You will only be able to produce high-pitched squeaks.
Portable hole: this portable hole is bottomless! Anything that falls down the hole is lost forever.