Guix just makes me think someone looked at nix and was like

Hmmm, needs more parentheses, we should do that but lisp

Do you use evil or normal? I've tried to switch away from my IDE but honestly the amount of time it takes to learn something new has just led me to not bother

That's unfortunate

Even the article description is misleading, none of this is new, the only new bit is 64 bits which is cool I guess?

I would think that elogind should work? Is it hard dependent on systemd or logind? I thought it was the latter

Ironically it's actually the opposite. Linux has signals, and with the exception of SIGKILL and I think SIGABRT they can all be handled gracefully. Windows on the other hand doesn't have signals, it can only TerminateProcess() which is forceful. The illusion of graceful termination on windows is done by sending a Window close message to all of the windows belonging to a given process, however in the event the process has no windows, only forceful termination is available due to the lack of a real mechanism to gracefully terminate processes. That's why the taskkill command tells you a process requires forceful termination when you run it against something headless.

Further increase confusion by having error pages where all 3 are green

Assembly being obsolete has to be the funniest joke in here. It fundamentally never will be even if its use is niche

...this is so much more cursed than it needs to be. If you want to bash in C just system("echo hello world");

It's replacing all instances of arse and ass with bottom...but doing so in about the most naïve way possible.

When script kiddies are the new high we've collectively reached a new low

I refuse to go to sites that do this, I also refuse to go to sites that block adblock...and specially the sites that detect and block private browsing, that one shouldn't even be a thing