Please no. Like yes, leave Ontario to replace Poilievre, please, but good god don't win a federal election.

I kept mine home Monday and Tuesday.

Yeah that face says it all. Thank god I'm not famous.

I once watched a lady abandon her cart in the empty parking spot beside her. Then she got into her car and the cart rolled behind her car. She didn't notice and backed right into it.

Owning giant pickup trucks and SUVs. I'm not that secretive about it, though. I assume everyone driving them is an insecure, overgrown child who wants a big vroom vroom.

What does she think a QR code is?

The only thing crazier to me than American healthcare is how many of my fellow Canadians keep pushing for us to have this bullshit, too.

I could easily keep Edwin and never go back to that hotel chain ever again.

This is bullying a little girl

I feel like celebrating on March 1st when it's not a leap year makes the most sense. If someone was born on February 29, then their birthday is the day after February 28.

Farm workers in Ontario, Canada are not entitled to:

• minimum wage
• daily and weekly limits on hours of work
• daily rest periods
• time off between shifts
• weekly/bi-weekly rest periods
• eating periods
• three-hour rule (if you show up for work and are sent home before you've been there for three hours, most jobs are required to pay you for three hours)
• overtime pay
• public holidays or public holiday pay
• vacation with pay

Or I can just put down a bath mat that I can easily remove and throw in the laundry.