Its branded, so logically they must all have to have one

This is exactly the kind of shit you should do with your kids. It teaches them it is not only good to be curious about things but also how to then go seek an understanding to those curiosities. That and its just fun as hell to do silly, goofy experiments.

When adults run into 'dumb' questions like this, we tend to dismiss them and move on, forgetting that there is always an opportunity to learn or to teach. All this really does is stall curiosity and leave the world with a little less knowledge.

I remember when I discovered what astigmatism was when I was hanging out with some friends, complaining about how hard it was to see at night with one of them while our other friends stared at us in mounting horror as we all discovered that light is actually not supposed to be spiky.

These are all wildly inappropriate questions to ask a random stranger without some prior explicit context between the people.

Looks like the Burger King if he lost his crown and did some meth

I had a supervisor that blew his entire OT and 401k on $90000 truck and proceeded to complain about how shit the gas mileage was.

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy is fuckin amazing.

Maybe it's not a good idea to use a media platform run by a megalomaniac moron as a primary source of news and information.

He looks like he's trying really hard to look like a bad ass, but instead he pooped his pants.

This is one of those situations where "ok boomer" is an acceptable response.