[-] ephrin@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 weeks ago

I have so much microplastics in my balls there’s no room for the pee anymore.

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Freedom degrees. Roughly -13° or 38° if you live in the sane parts of the world.

I’d pick triple digits, mostly because I’ve lived in places that routinely hit 100° in the summer, and I hate shoveling snow.

[-] ephrin@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 month ago

No, it sure wasn’t!

[-] ephrin@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 month ago

Insert “deliverance” banjo music here.

[-] ephrin@sh.itjust.works 81 points 1 month ago

Funny story, this is one of the major reasons I filed for divorce.

[-] ephrin@sh.itjust.works 63 points 7 months ago

Horny tubes of electric meat, really.

[-] ephrin@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 year ago

Dude, for real? Like what?

I’m sorry, but any game putting out free content updates (and major ones, too) over 8 years later is unheard of these days. Like, maybe Minecraft is the only other one I can think of.

[-] ephrin@sh.itjust.works 182 points 1 year ago

They murdered Apollo.

[-] ephrin@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 year ago
[-] ephrin@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 year ago

“Oh, I see.”

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