[-] kablammy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago

"Every Little Helps"

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[-] kablammy@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 months ago

Velcro sewn to just inside the top of your pocket, so sticking a hand in your pocket makes a loud noise and you can feel it, for any pickpocket to separate the velcro.

[-] kablammy@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 months ago

Isn't that more of the same crime the trial was about?

[-] kablammy@sh.itjust.works 19 points 7 months ago

It's crappy lawyers all the way down.

[-] kablammy@sh.itjust.works 30 points 8 months ago

USA was the first democracy in the world

Uh, no it wasn't.

[-] kablammy@sh.itjust.works 23 points 8 months ago

Also Mr "what my daughter and I have in common is sex"

[-] kablammy@sh.itjust.works 15 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Easyjet. They sent us an update in their app saying they delayed our flight a few hours due to ill pilot. We were waiting near the gate (nearest cafe) but not quite within view, and no flight boards nearby. They decided not to delay after all but did not send an update to the app, and nothing over loudspeakers. My paranoia got the better of me so i wandered down to the gate around the original time of flight to take a look. When I saw they were boarding after all i called the family down, but we had missed it by a minute or so. They would not let us board. They preferred to delay the flight while they unloaded our baggage. We had to pay for and book with another airline to arrive at our hotel at midnight losing a day of our Greek Island holiday. When we complained to their service desk, they refused to refund us, and said "we DO suggest you always keep up to date by watching the flight boards". There was a giant sign by their desk that literally said "download our app to keep up to date on your flights". I will never give those fucks another dollar, and I tell this story to anyone who will listen.

[-] kablammy@sh.itjust.works 13 points 10 months ago

How often for What's New Pussycat?

[-] kablammy@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 year ago

So did you become a vegan or a cannibal?

[-] kablammy@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 year ago

Funeral home services

[-] kablammy@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

I want to see Dog the Bounty Hunter chasing him down.

[-] kablammy@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 year ago

"You lost the game"

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