This is...mildly...disconcerting...
Why am I imagining him saying this in a highly dismissive tone
No, it's legit Debian in a VM.
No issues for me
I think you're misunderstanding the situation. In the Great U.S. of A.™®©, car manufacturers are forbidden to sell directly to customers, and instead are required to go through independently-owned dealerships that act as middlemen between the manufacturer and the customer. This allows dealerships to arbitrarily control how the cars are sold, add unremovable "dealer options", and that thing everybody loves: markups! The manufacturers have no control over this.
What Tesla managed to do (in some states, at least) is introduce a direct sale model that allows them to sell their cars directly to the customer with no middleman. However, because of archaic laws that really should be repealed at this point, the car can't be delivered to you at the store - it has to be shipped to you.
Yes, it's incredibly stupid. Hi, I'm American and I hate it here.
Any way to selfhost this?
Are you the developer?
Why though
Pranks are only funny when everybody is laughing.
Don't even bother, gatekeepers gonna gatekeep
I took the bus for those distances several times when in college.
That universe already exists in iCarly