[-] sharkfucker420@sh.itjust.works 64 points 2 years ago

I'm currently in that room

[-] sharkfucker420@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 years ago

You're right, next time I should detonate a multitude of thermonuclear bombs

[-] sharkfucker420@sh.itjust.works 35 points 2 years ago

Bro don't ruin the vibe, I'll go soft

[-] sharkfucker420@sh.itjust.works 41 points 2 years ago

What happened with this newspaper raid anyway? Why was it conducted? I'm ootl

[-] sharkfucker420@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I do not understand any of the comics from thefarside. Am I too young or just out of touch?

[-] sharkfucker420@sh.itjust.works 36 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

There was once a study to test the amount of "poop particles" (feces based bacteria) on everyday objects. The study consisted of putting objects in places that would be more or less likely to have feces and a control group which was isolated from any source of feces based bacteria to the best of their ability. The microbiologists running the study were unable to tell which group was the control.

This is written to the best of my memory and some details may be wrong but the meaning is the same

[-] sharkfucker420@sh.itjust.works 32 points 2 years ago

That's because the Constitution was made way before this was a problem lmao

[-] sharkfucker420@sh.itjust.works 47 points 2 years ago

Not exactly sell but Linux tbh. I feel like most people would agree with all the justifications I have but am too drunk to type for not using Microsoft or Apple but simply are not aware of how much these monopolies of the tech market encroach on their privacy. More people need to be aware and take action

[-] sharkfucker420@sh.itjust.works 72 points 2 years ago

I can finally ask iPhone users for a charger. The world is healing

[-] sharkfucker420@sh.itjust.works 61 points 2 years ago

Women will never be interested in my paranoid rants about big tech and surveillance states

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