Could go for a middleground. Verbose -and- obscure. Check out fetlang when you're not on a work computer.

Ask for all output in brainfuck.

Ah yes, because nothing inspires confidence like hiding from reviewers.

AI consumed the original paper, interpreted it as a single combined term, and regurgitated it for researchers too lazy to write their own papers.

Fucking bribery.

Oh my god it's Javascripton Bourne!

Praying the disc loads. That second screen only shows if it's successful.

Probably a few Linux/Steam Deck players pissed that Rockstar just nuked their ability to play without warning or reason as well.

Tux awaits your arrival friends. Join us.

You mean the ability to understand and respect the word "No"?

Get fucked Nintendo. You have no ground to stand on, this is just harassment.

"lol no"