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[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 41 points 3 months ago

He also wouldn't kill himself.

[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I honestly believe he might under the tight circumstances.

[-] VeryVito@lemmy.ml 22 points 3 months ago

Do those circumstances involve a bunker?

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

I don't think Melania will be down with that.

[-] curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 months ago

She'd just tell him to go first.

[-] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Stifle yourself Melania.

[-] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 14 points 3 months ago

One thing you can always bet on with fascists, is that they will always take the easy way out. I see him killing himself before getting prison time

[-] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Trump would try to kill himself by injecting himself with the most toxic chemicals ever conceived, the covid vaccine.

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Trump would try to kill himself and somehow against all reason fuck it up.

[-] very_well_lost@lemmy.world 28 points 3 months ago

At least Jim Jones was heavily involved in charity work before the whole, uh... cult-of-personality murder-suicide stuff. Trump's never done a charitable thing in his life.

[-] ReiRose@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Unless it benefited him. I bet there's some sort of donations-to-family-charity stuff that happened

[-] Ledericas@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

he would be the cult leader to poison the rest of his cult members and bounce with all thier money.

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Au contraire! He stole donated money from his children’s cancer charity.

Oh. No, wait you're right.

[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Please let all the MAGATS drink poison kool aid 🙏🏼. The IQ of the country would skyrocket. That would truly make America great again.

[-] mearce@programming.dev 5 points 3 months ago

I think the average IQ would remain at 100

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Because...? You just need to hate Americans?

[-] Wrufieotnak@feddit.org 2 points 3 months ago

The joke was that's how the IQ works. It's a relative measurement, not an absolute. So the average IQ per definition should always be 100, but it also needs constant adjustment.

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

I see, I didn't know that is how it works

[-] ReiRose@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

😆😆😆

[-] Ledericas@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

they already do , bleach, essential oils and hydroxyflourquinone.

[-] LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz 13 points 3 months ago
[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago

Trump would charge Kool Aid prices for Flavor Aid

[-] warbond@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

It sucks that koolaid gets roped in like that, but even more horrible are the recordings of what drinking poison sounds like. I try not to invoke the event through that phrase, either way.

[-] Ledericas@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

koolaid was always an expression for "getting drunk from the propaganda"

[-] warbond@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Apparently the phrase first showed up in 1968, but "drinking the koolaid" is more strongly associated with the Jonestown mass suicide in 1978, wherein 900 cult members all drank cyanide-laced Flavoraid, including young children, and the audio recordings of that event are haunting.

[-] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 months ago

And maga would buy it.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Jim Jones at least claimed to care about people

[-] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

Trump wouldn’t have to charge a penny, his followers would happily guzzle down the Kool-Aid.

this post was submitted on 19 Apr 2025
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