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Federal Regulators Hold Celebratory Seatbelt-Cutting Ceremony (theonion.com)
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[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 54 points 2 months ago

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[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Finally cutting the bonds that have shackled Americans since the 1960s. Next we'll take down the Motorcycle Helmet Nazis - feel the wind in your crewcut again!

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