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[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 63 points 11 months ago

And then they are trying to sell these to the EU 🙄

[-] Joncash2@lemmy.ml 38 points 11 months ago

Trying to force the EU to buy these at gun point. The problem is the EU is calling their bluff.

[-] Tja@programming.dev 14 points 11 months ago

As an EU citizen, I don't really see it as "a problem" :D

[-] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 52 points 11 months ago

Trump inadvertently tackling climate change by making animals unsafe to eat.

[-] fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net 13 points 11 months ago

We're gonna have to go vegan for food safety reasons

[-] Tja@programming.dev 11 points 11 months ago

Wait until you hear what they plan about EColi in vegetables.

[-] Broadfern@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Boil everything and hope nothing survives since the fresh produce is screwed too

[-] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

yesss, I guess we'll have toooo

*laughs awkwardly in totally not already vegan*

[-] Mihies@programming.dev 11 points 11 months ago

Lol, yes, also destroying industry and makes everything pricier to lower sales.

[-] Zerlyna@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago

Make America sick again!!!

[-] j0ester@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Make Black Plague Again!

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

This guy has always been a literal plague on us.

[-] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 11 months ago

Well the U.S. is getting in shape soon. Can't be fat if you are exploding from both ends.

[-] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 25 points 11 months ago

Make diarrhea great again!

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Make Amoebic-dysentery ~~Great~~ Again?

Edit: Grate

[-] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

Our Salmonella will be the biggest salmonella ever! 🫲🍊🫱

[-] Ledericas@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

You get that from contaminated water, salmonella thyphoid

[-] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 17 points 11 months ago

So please explain how this law makes the lives of Americans better?

And the two single owners of poultry companies don't count

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago

Why don't they count? Are they just weak millionaires instead of billionaires? If they are billionaires and this helps them out a bit, I don't think American poors will mind a little more disease.

[-] uienia@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Trump doesnt legislate to make the lives of americans better, never has, he legislates to make lives of his oligarch "donors" better.

[-] nooneescapesthelaw@mander.xyz 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Might lower the price by 0.001¢ (0.00001$)

[-] madjo@feddit.nl 1 points 11 months ago

Regulations are for the weak, also, stop testing for salmonella, fewer tests mean fewer cases. /republicans

[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago

As if American chicken was not already dangerous enough.

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[-] kikutwo@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

Obviously the great Orange wonder wants to gain export acceptance by raising the salmonella level and we just need to eat it lol

[-] skisnow@lemmy.ca 13 points 11 months ago

What makes this even more batshit insane is that they're currently pressuring the UK and EU to lift their ban on US chicken; a ban which only exists because of the already poor food safety standards of the US meat industry.

[-] Veidenbaums@lemmy.ml 12 points 11 months ago

Are they followers of nurgle or something? Anti-vax now this.

[-] Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

Are they followers of nurgle or something?

Hasn't that been obvious since their handling of COVID?

[-] HuntressHimbo@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago

This will bring grandfather such joy

[-] andros_rex@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Just wait until they start going after insurance for PREP, PEP and Doxy.

[-] Montreal_Metro@lemmy.ca 10 points 11 months ago

Hahahah they are literally “lizard” people the right wing conspiracy nutcases have been telling everyone about. The best thing is the right wing nutcases are the ones who voted them in.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Every accusation is a confession from them.

[-] markstos@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Welp, vegan it is then. L

[-] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 11 months ago

If you don’t have a food thermometer, get one now. Salmonella can be easily killed by cooking at the proper temperature.

[-] RvTV95XBeo@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

Or, hear me out, just eat more veggies. Much lower risk of disease spread (though yes, as I'm sure others well be eager to point out, they can carry pathogens, would you rather take your chances with a raw carrot or a raw chicken breast)

[-] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 11 months ago

I already don’t eat meat, but it’s something important to know for people who do.

[-] iknowitwheniseeit@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 11 months ago

Most cases of food poisoning come from bacteria on vegetables. Probably because people do eat a lot of raw vegetables, but don't eat much raw meat.

[-] ncrav@lemmings.world 6 points 11 months ago

Hope they invest on new sewer infrastructure to handle the literal shitstom.

[-] catloaf@lemm.ee 9 points 11 months ago

No, that would be socialism. Let the sewage flow in the streets and we can get E. coli too, for no extra charge!

[-] xc2215x@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Another bad decision from this administration.

[-] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 11 months ago

Note to self: cook chicken even harder.

[-] Bieren@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Ol sleepy joe did it, so the talking Cheeto must undo it. This ain’t about anything other than Biden bad.

[-] tlekiteki@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 11 months ago
[-] wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

Sir/Madam, this is a Wendy's.

[-] tlekiteki@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 11 months ago

And what is the crime? Enjoying a poultry? A succulent poultry carcass?? GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS!

[-] madjo@feddit.nl 2 points 11 months ago

The regressives from the GQP must really believe in the survival of the fittest. They really want you guys dead.

[-] thisnameisnottolong@aussie.zone -1 points 11 months ago
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