I think I’ll go get some tacos for lunch and mull this one over…
Can't take the risk. Better bar the door before the flames spread. It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
It may be an unpopular opinion, but I would save the tacos.
Honestly, those look like tacos someone I know may enjoy... I'd save them real hard... maybe wrap em in some foil or something...
I like mine extra crispy... No, not the tacos
Ensure the other 3 are dead before leaving and save the burrito.
I choose none. That cow looks a little too late to be saving..
There'd have to be an incredible person on that list for me to not save tacos for the world.
All I'm saying is I'm pretty hungry. Ok?
To make this more plausible, let's assume they're all tied to chairs. I'd let the tacos be tacos and use the time to check that they're all tied up very well.
Hmm I kneecap all three of them, eat the salad and then safe myself. Easy.
Musk. HEAR ME OUT…..
Spoiler
The tacos are the logical choice here, obviously. But if I save the rich fuck then he owes me big time. I want 5 billion dollars, the rest he gives to immigration and housing charities. Then he gets deported back to Africa in the middle of the Sahara desert with only the clothes on his back, a bag of peanuts, and a bottle of Gatorade (c’mon I’m not heartless enough for him to starve or die of thirst….immediately).
Stuff the tacos down as fast as possible then leave on my own.
That is not fair ...
Can't i eat taco's and save the one i want to 'give a knee'at every whimm i got for the rest of the 4 years?
Or is that to cruel for the taco?
Tacos are the GOAT, and reason enough, on their own, to justify immigration in the US.
If I'm within saving distance, I am within pushing down distance and buddy I can push pretty good.
I'd take the taco, and I wouldn't even say thank you.
IMO, the end of the post's title should be "ketchup or mayo ?"
eh...
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