Taco's the only one that won't try to eat me

It may be an unpopular opinion, but I would save the tacos.

Can't take the risk. Better bar the door before the flames spread. It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

All I'm saying is I'm pretty hungry. Ok?

Ensure the other 3 are dead before leaving and save the burrito.

There'd have to be an incredible person on that list for me to not save tacos for the world.

I choose none. That cow looks a little too late to be saving..

Honestly, those look like tacos someone I know may enjoy... I'd save them real hard... maybe wrap em in some foil or something...

I like mine extra crispy... No, not the tacos

To make this more plausible, let's assume they're all tied to chairs. I'd let the tacos be tacos and use the time to check that they're all tied up very well.

That is not fair ...

Can't i eat taco's and save the one i want to 'give a knee'at every whimm i got for the rest of the 4 years?

Or is that to cruel for the taco?

Hmm I kneecap all three of them, eat the salad and then safe myself. Easy.

None of the above, I'd add petrol

If I'm within saving distance, I am within pushing down distance and buddy I can push pretty good.

I'm very allergic to cilantro and I'm still taking the tacos.

Tacos are the GOAT, and reason enough, on their own, to justify immigration in the US.

IMO, the end of the post's title should be "ketchup or mayo ?"

Stuff the tacos down as fast as possible then leave on my own.

Musk. HEAR ME OUT…..

I'd take the taco, and I wouldn't even say thank you.

eh...