The only part of Finland I've been to is kilpisjärvi, which exists entirely for Norwegians to go and drive snowmobiles and drink. So I really can't say. Norway is essentially pretty but boring. Plenty to do if all you want to do is hike, ski and drink.

My partner likes it when I dress in a blue fur suit and start talking like cookie monster.

She then says something like "do you want a cookie, cookie monster?"

I then say (again, in the voice of cookie monster) "me not a cookie monster. Me a pussy monster!" And start enthusiastically eating her out.

Just something to consider.

[-] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 67 points 2 weeks ago

Would be worse to wake up and see your own portrait added to the wall.

[-] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 71 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The reason Trump is talking about annexing Canada is that Musk wants him to. Musk's mother is Canadian and born in Regina. This would make musk a natural born citizen of the United States and eligible to become ~~president~~ god emperor for life.

[-] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 53 points 2 months ago

Back in the 90s a British doctor called Andrew Wakefield was bribed by a pharmaceutical company that made separate vaccines for measles, mumps and rubella to come up with a study to discredit the combined mmr vaccine. He found a bunch of parents in an antivax society and twisted the results of a very weighted questionnaire to demonstrate a link between MMR and the 'tism. It was quickly discredited, but the damage was done. He was stripped of his medical licence after that.

[-] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 111 points 2 months ago

🫲🏻====😃====🫱🏻 about this big.

[-] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 55 points 2 months ago

This happened to me. No joke. I lost half a standard deviation from my iq for each child i had. #dunceLife

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[-] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 59 points 3 months ago

This is his way of pulling out and saving face (sort of). Just let him pull out and quietly poison his lunch so it doesn't happen again.

[-] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 77 points 3 months ago

A month ago or there abouts, someone posted the statistical breakdown of voting in the last election to Reddit. In the swing states (only the swing states) there was a larger than normal number of ballots where the only thing voted on was the presidential election (Ie not senate or local things). He proposed that Elon had used data from his lottery to select people who he thought were in it for the money and wouldn't actually vote and voted on their behalf. He made quite a compelling argument.

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So my three year old has, since she was little, been really into jumping. I try to warn her that she could seriously injure herself, but this hasn't happened yet so she doesn't think I'm serious. But she jumps over and off anything. Sisters bunk bed to the armchair 2 meters away? No problem. Bunk bed to the floor? Sticks the landing every time. I swear my partner must have cheated on me with a f##king spider monkey.

How do I convince her to not do the jumps that could break her ankle if she lands wrong? I'm not getting through to her. I'm happy she is physically active, but she's taking the piss.

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