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Potatoes ftw by Scott_of_the_Arctic in c/science_memes@mander.xyz

[-] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Anon's strict mom by Scott_of_the_Arctic in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[-] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

😏

Anon's strict mom by Scott_of_the_Arctic in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[-] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

I haven't really seen it since the beginning of mørketid. It's been really cloudy until today. But it tends to be visible from within the city quite often. I might be without a car soon anyway. The eu control is coming up and last time it cost almost a whole months paycheck to fix the piece of shit.

Anon's strict mom by Scott_of_the_Arctic in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[-] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Fair enough. Aurora for tax.

Anon's strict mom by Scott_of_the_Arctic in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[-] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

I'm saying anon should cream into his mum's panties.

Anon's strict mom by Scott_of_the_Arctic in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[-] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Must be the drain clogging quantity of thick gluey cum.

Anon's strict mom by Scott_of_the_Arctic in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[-] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

I remember reading about a solution to this on Reddit once...

Anon's strict mom by Scott_of_the_Arctic in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[-] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago

Anons mum isn't checking her own underwear with a UV light...

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My 3 year old has taken up parkour. How do I keep her from killing herself? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world to c/parenting@lemmy.world

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So my three year old has, since she was little, been really into jumping. I try to warn her that she could seriously injure herself, but this hasn't happened yet so she doesn't think I'm serious. But she jumps over and off anything. Sisters bunk bed to the armchair 2 meters away? No problem. Bunk bed to the floor? Sticks the landing every time. I swear my partner must have cheated on me with a f##king spider monkey.

How do I convince her to not do the jumps that could break her ankle if she lands wrong? I'm not getting through to her. I'm happy she is physically active, but she's taking the piss.

You receive an emergency alert: "BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND. SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL." What do you do? How do you think your neighborhood will react? What memes be on Lemmy? by Scott_of_the_Arctic in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

[-] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Cool! how is the Antarctic? I live in the Arctic.

You receive an emergency alert: "BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND. SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL." What do you do? How do you think your neighborhood will react? What memes be on Lemmy? by Scott_of_the_Arctic in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

[-] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Dummy warheads not even loaded with any explosive. They were actually trying to scare the west. Because they're idiots.

You receive an emergency alert: "BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND. SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL." What do you do? How do you think your neighborhood will react? What memes be on Lemmy? by Scott_of_the_Arctic in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

[-] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Russia has a nasty habit of attacking smaller countries to feed their imperialist ambitions and hiding behind their nukes whenever anyone says anything. It's better to risk a nuclear exchange to bloody their noses and teach them some manners, than let them continue their crap.

Fuck evil Dobby.

People that argue that dogs are better than cats because "cats can't be trained" almost always own really poorly trained dogs. by Scott_of_the_Arctic in c/unpopularopinion@lemmy.world

[-] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

cats are needy?

Cats: goes out, eats a mouse, takes a shit under a bush, and comes home to take a nap on the sofa.

Dogs: grabs leash and whines pitifully at you. "Please can you take me out, master? So I can piss on the neighbours mailbox, bark psychotically at random shit and take a massive stinking shit on the pavement which you have to pick up and put in a fucking to-go bag?"